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thedude33

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Use a lot of scouting report cliches or don't, see if I care. Here's an example:


derosabomb:

Four-year starter with 9 career DUIs.

Pros: Runs with smooth hips and good foot awareness. Operates well IN SPACE. Has a nose for the football and can clean up piles. Has a nasty streak.

Cons: Must lower his pad level to prevent leakage. Low-motor guy who takes plays off. Is probably white and therefore not fast.
 

DewsSox79

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tbo41fan

Seasoned Vet

Pros- experience from his older more wise friends has been paying off.

Cons- most of the time is out of shape, and has thin skin when it comes to the media pressures, and crtiquing of his teammates.
 

tbo41fan

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DewsSox79

incoherent rambler

Pros: Has been around the block, knows how to be a dick when he needs to be, has an attractive wife, knows how to manipulate EA

Cons: Uses this "~" when leaving goodbye letters, glitch goals, and likes to say "period" alot
 

EnjoyYourTiger

That weird bear thing.
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Code_Blue

Manic depressive with severe anxiety disorder.

Pros: Can make a mean pot of green tea and gives excellent otphj's.
Cons: Duke fan.
 
IvyPickin87

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Sinkin Putts ****in Butts
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Captain Obvious:

Young Fiery, Flashy QB who lead his team to a 7-5 record

Pros: Good Arm/ footwork, Shows leadership qualities, plays every down, SCRAPY, Hard Worker.

Cons: Lacks the muff diving technique/experience to get to the next level.
 
HighJump31

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gator

7th string punter

pros- has a lot of heart, is rarely late, enjoys a nice pair of slacks.

cons- can't punt, has zero athletic ability, looks like a giraffe/hippopotamus hybrid on the field.
 

Captain Obvious

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Rush

Head Coach

Pros: He never loses an argument, has a no-tolerance for dumbasses, had great work ethic, can make a website sexy, and knows how to lead.

Cons: He lives in North Carolina.
 
X

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Ivy

Starter

Pros: He's awesome

Cons: Sometimes, he's too awesome.
 
The Bandit

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Jntg

3 string QB

behind a decent backup and a hall of famer he can't get out of the shadow of.

pros: willing to fight and fight... and fight.... and fight.... and complain... and fight....
cons: Wll remember the kid from the cubs movie? after he hurt his arm again in the middle of the game and he couldn't throw.... yeah....
 
zack54attack

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Itz iz my turnz yet?
 

bleacherbum54

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vick27m said:
Jntg

3 string QB

behind a decent backup and a hall of famer he can't get out of the shadow of.

pros: willing to fight and fight... and fight.... and fight.... and complain... and fight....
cons: Wll remember the kid from the cubs movie? after he hurt his arm again in the middle of the game and he couldn't throw.... yeah....
Click to expand...

Caleb Hanie ring a bell? na Todd Collins is a terrible backup
 
zack54attack

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CHS/Joey

Young Goofy white kid who is the Kicker on the team... You never know what your going to get. It all depends on which one shows up.

Pros: Posts a a lot.

Cons: He's a fucking idiot and his posts suck.
 

EnjoyYourTiger

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Zack

RB/ WR

Pros: Can run a 40 in 4.68 seconds.
Cons: But only if his batshitcrazyass ex-girlfriend is chasing him with a shovel.
 
Rush

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EnjoyYourTiger

Veteran poster around these parts. EYT is a prime prospect for any up and coming message board. The philosophical genius he displays in his posts is second to none. Enthusiasm, charisma, and charm are just 3 qualities that stand out in his posting regime.

As it currently stands he has a Earned Post Average (EPA) of 12.83 which is 40% above his EPA from last year. Leads the site in lack of ineptitude and religious knowledge bombs. He types 80 WPM and is high on the draft boards. Has a drug problem though. He has personal stock bought into the Viagra company.
 
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