Go eff yourself Michael Bay!

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Why do people keep letting him destroy awesome franchises. The new TMNT is shit. The story is stupid and Michael Bay can go **** himself!
 

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he probably has, and does, repeatedly
 

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But really, Michael Bay sucks ass.

A friend of mine and his buddy were at some high end club in the city a few years ago. I guess Michael Bay was a table or two over with bottle service and blah blah. Well, my friends buddy was drunk as shit and at this point my friends like "don't do it..Don't do it..."

Sure enough, the drunk guy gets up, walks over to his table, leans up against it and just throws his hands up drunk as shit and says "Ohhh...Heyy.. It's Michael Bay. What's your next movie gonna be? You gonna BLOW SOME MORE SHIT UP?!?!?!" Then bumps into table, stumbles, and gets tackled/thrown outta the club hahaha
 

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But really, Michael Bay sucks ass.

A friend of mine and his buddy were at some high end club in the city a few years ago. I guess Michael Bay was a table or two over with bottle service and blah blah. Well, my friends buddy was drunk as shit and at this point my friends like "don't do it..Don't do it..."

Sure enough, the drunk guy gets up, walks over to his table, leans up against it and just throws his hands up drunk as shit and says "Ohhh...Heyy.. It's Michael Bay. What's your next movie gonna be? You gonna BLOW SOME MORE SHIT UP?!?!?!" Then bumps into table, stumbles, and gets tackled/thrown outta the club hahaha

Buddy of a buddy story.... not sure if legit...
 

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Buddy of a buddy story.... not sure if legit...
I must quite a cool imagination then, huh?

Ya need to get downtown more to River North area if ya think people make up stories.

I must be making up that I met Lance Briggs at Paris Studio last offseason when he was checking out my ex.. I went up and gave him the knucks n said get it done next season lol
 

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I must quite a cool imagination then, huh?

Ya need to get downtown more to River North area if ya think people make up stories.

I must be making up that I met Lance Briggs at Paris Studio last offseason when he was checking out my ex.. I went up and gave him the knucks n said get it done next season lol

He's not saying you made anything up...
 

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I must quite a cool imagination then, huh?

Ya need to get downtown more to River North area if ya think people make up stories.

I must be making up that I met Lance Briggs at Paris Studio last offseason when he was checking out my ex.. I went up and gave him the knucks n said get it done next season lol
Why so serious?
 

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Sad that his films make a ton of money, especially by raping some of the franchises we have fond memories of. Hollywood loves him for this, which is why he's known as one of the best "commercial directors" for cash-grab movies. Critically, he can be considered a failure, as I can't think of one movie on this list that wasn't utter crap.
 

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LOL at Kellen Davis. Too bad he was such a big pussy. He was big and athletic, too bad he amounted to shit.
 

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LOL at Kellen Davis. Too bad he was such a big pussy. He was big and athletic, too bad he amounted to shit.
lmao. seriously, I always called him goomba when he caught something. I also call Matt Stafford 'Biff', from back to the future. lol he really does look like him. Shit, probably acts like em too.

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