Okay, here's mine. Posting because I'm so bored of it lately but hopefully someone else will start enjoying it as much as I have in the past:
Be warned, this is a lot of food.
First you make a "ramelet" Which is like it sounds. Boil the noodles (one packet), then fry them in a pan (coconut oil works well, maybe a little sesame oil thrown in for flavor if your wife hasn't used all of it in some recipe and not replaced it) then add butter (unsalted) and some gently whisked eggs (THREE, with a FORK, not a WHISK) and season with soy sauce and make an omelet out of it.
You can make this a plain ramelet, or you can do what I always do, add INGREDIENTS!
I chop up a fistful of Kimchi, some scallions and Narutomaki, thinly sliced on the bias for extra protein.
This is the "plate" on which you will serve the next ramen installment, which is stir-fried.
Boil the noodles but not too long, not even "el Dante" then you toss them in a wok or a really hot cast iron skillet that's been hit with some coconut oil and again a little sesame oil if you have it (i ran out the other day but just skimmed some of the oil off the top of a huge jar of Tahini)
Stir fry and hit with sriracha, chopped mushrooms, grated ginger, more scallions, chopped leek, chopped celery tops, and a can of shrimp (fresh if you have it on hand, I like the briny little guys in the can that they put in eggrolls, because memories of being super broke)
Toss this whole with more soy sauce and then garnish with some grilled bok choy (that's your salad) and put all of that on top of your ramelet "plate" which is on top of a normal plate.
Simple, easy, just make sure you chop every thing up and have it in little bowls because this cooks up SUPER quick!