Good B-Day Idea?

[Derkach77]

Sup guys Im wondering for my 18th birthday which is in May if i should go to this gentleman's club in Hammond Indiana (Industrial Strip). My buddy Jerry went last week for his first time and was just going on and on about how awesome it was. If you want the best it of course will cost a good amount of dough but isn't it worth it?

 

[Captain Obvious]

That's a funny name... Industrial Strip. :rofl:

 

[derosabomb]

strip clubs fucking suck.

 

[Derkach77]

Some have said if you pay 100 straight up and go to the VIP room you get the best exotic dancing and crazy shit (sometimes a BJ).....someone said he got a bj actually in it before lol.

 

[thedude33]

Yes, and I'll meet you there.

 

[Anytime23]

lol if you have the money and you want some easy action then yes, by all means pay for a bj(which will require you wearing a condom btw lol). I say go for it but dont spend all of the money in the VIP room. Just get your basic lap dances, get hammered and see if you get lucky with a girl you know or meet that night.

 

[Rush]

Some have said if you pay 100 straight up and go to the VIP room you get the best exotic dancing and crazy shit (sometimes a BJ).....someone said he got a bj actually in it before lol.

That is just talk. I highly doubt any "classy" exotic dancer is going to risk being busted by an undercover cop for $100 for a *******. If anything it would be in excess of $1,000.

You'll learn strip clubs are more "funny" then they are sexually arousing. I've only went to a couple but everytime I didn't leave thinking "wow that was sexually riveting". I left with more funny drunken memories of friends thinking the fat blonde who looks like Jon Tait, was actually skinny and a size 2.

If they will blow you for $100....it will probably be by the biggest snaggletooth in the building.

Go see some tits son! But just remember most strip clubs are nasty.

 

[Derkach77]

That is just talk. I highly doubt any "classy" exotic dancer is going to risk being busted by an undercover cop for $100 for a *******. If anything it would be in excess of $1,000.

You'll learn strip clubs are more "funny" then they are sexually arousing. I've only went to a couple but everytime I didn't leave thinking "wow that was sexually riveting". I left with more funny drunken memories of friends thinking the fat blonde who looks like Jon Tait, was actually skinny and a size 2.

If they will blow you for $100....it will probably be by the biggest snaggletooth in the building.

Go see some tits son! But just remember most strip clubs are nasty.

Ok man thanks for the advice. I'm just going by what my bud told me. I don't know if I will go even though it would be fun to get one of the really sexy ones like he had haha.

 

[IvyPickin87]

Gotta hit the titty bar, its a right of passage but dont expect it to blow your mind.... It will be fun but not insane and you will leave feeling slightly skeesy and disgusting as ****. No strip club i have been to makes you feel clean weather its the woman, the condition of the place, or the massive ammounts of fat dudes who dont get any pussy so they gotta go drop a couple hundy to get tits in their faces. That being said get drunk and have a good time.

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

Strip clubs are like museums. You can look but you can't touch.

 

[Taiter]

That is just talk. I highly doubt any "classy" exotic dancer is going to risk being busted by an undercover cop for $100 for a *******. If anything it would be in excess of $1,000.

You'll learn strip clubs are more "funny" then they are sexually arousing. I've only went to a couple but everytime I didn't leave thinking "wow that was sexually riveting". I left with more funny drunken memories of friends thinking the fat blonde who looks like Jon Tait, was actually skinny and a size 2.

If they will blow you for $100....it will probably be by the biggest snaggletooth in the building.

Go see some tits son! But just remember most strip clubs are nasty.

What the **** you mean by that Rush?

 

[Derkach77]

Strip clubs are like museums. You can look but you can't touch.

Well everyone told me they touched everywhere but the crotch area....and you can kiss them everywhere but their lips or crotch area lol. My friend who had this sexy MILF told me he just had his hands on her boobs the whole time haha.