Great Pranks

[airtime143]

I love a good light hearted prank now and again- and it has been years since I pulled off a really good one, so lets hear your best light hearted prank stories.
The neighbor warfare thread got me thinking it is about time to strike.
(nothing mean spirited, those can go in the neighbors thread)

The all time best prank I ever pulled was as follows. I forget where I heard about it, but It was there in my memory banks and surfaced when the opportunity arose. It worked to perfection.

My lady and I had a cat and 2 dogs. I was in charge of cleaning up the yard, she was in charge of the cat litter.
I woke earlier than my lady, and got home earlier than her.
One morning, the cat laid a particularly fresh, rancid steamer in the litter box. Being a nice guy, I scooped it up... and remembered the prank.
The next week, I would scoop the litter box every morning before my lady woke, and every night when I got home, never saying a word and disposing of the evidence in a garbage bag hidden in the garage.

After 4 or 5 days, she asked if I had been cleaning the litter. I said no. She asked if I had found any "accidents" around the house and cleaned them up. I said no. She said she was concerned because the cat had not been going to the bathroom. she asked me to set up a vet appointment, and I later claimed it was set for the day after tomorrow.

The following day, before she got home, I collected several of the dogs' stacks from the yard and heaped them up dead center in the litter box- a mountain of shit. I used a plastic fork to haphazardly scoop litter up to and around the mountain, as if the cat was frantically trying to bury it, and then poured a quart of water with a splash of ammonia all over the pile.

The look on my ladies face was priceless when she came home to the mound.


Now- Were I to do it over, there would be 2 things I would change.
#1- I would lay the turds myself- big monsters filled with corn.
#2- I would get some catnip and a laser light, and play with the cat until it was absolutely exhausted, then feed it a whole can of tuna so it was sleeping like a log when she got home.

 

[Omeletpants]

In the 70s corporate America was the wild west. The HR and personnel departments had no authority and the amount of in office sex, harrassment, racism, favoritism was rampant. Personally, I had sex in the office with numerous woman that worked there as did many others.

That said, My father was a mini version of the Mad Man character and wildly creative. He was a marketing executive for a huge multinational company. There was a financial controller in the group that looked like Danny Divito and everyone hated. My father decided to prank him at a corporate dinner with many vice presidents. So he shows me a 8x10 of a gorgeous woman and says what do you think? Well, she was beautiful. He hires her to be a stripper at the dinner.

Dinner starts and a couple of guys make short speeches about the controller. Finally my father brings out the stripper and she does her thing and ends up on the controllers lap kissing all over him which he enjoys. At the right moment the stripper jumps up and reveals she is a transvestite and rips off her wig and runs out the door. The controller was pretty upset but my old man got him good

I have many of these types of stories that would never happen today. Different time

 

[gpphat]

I got to give a little back story on my prank. There is this guy my friends and I grew up with who is absolutely annoying and we all pretty much dislike the dude. But more particularly my one friend Meat (obviously a nickname) completely despises the guy, hates him to no end. So we are going down to Florida for Meat's bachelor party. One night a month or so before the bachelor party me and another friend are stoned out of our minds and we decide to **** with Meat.

We create a fake email account that could easily be confused for the guy we hate. And we email a couple guys who are going on the bachelor party and have him basically invite himself to the bachelor party. We had him saying random shit asking what everyone was bringing in terms of clothes, if he should get his one friend to pick us up in his Hummer, just completely off the wall stuff but not out of character for this guy. We end up pinning him getting everyone's email address on me, I basically said I ran into him and slipped up and accidentally told him about the bachelor party and when he asked for their email addresses I gave it to him.

So none of the guys wanted to respond to the initial email, they figured if they ignored it he would take the hint, obviously we decided that a follow up email was in order. We had him say that he knew that everyone received the email because he got the read receipt and had him keep going on about how much fun it was going to be and that he knew of a bunch of cool bars, and was wondering if he should bring his volleyball down, just laid it on thick and basically had him say he had booked his flight and was ready to roll. At this point Meat and another friend were livid, they were calling me up cussing me out. and one friend ends up replying to the last email flat out telling the fake email guy that no one likes him, that we never were friends with him, and that he isn't invited and would never be invited. He laid it all out there and was really harsh.

So again our natural reaction is to send another email acting as if the harsh one never happened, we again were talking about going to strip clubs and hitting up the beach and talking to girls, just like the other emails but this time when we ended it we made sure to put in the signature a sign that it was us fucking with them. We still die laughing when talking about that prank. It's a funny prank but it is hilarious when you know the guys involved. They couldn't believe we went as far as making a fake email account to mess with them.

 

[airtime143]

In the 70s corporate America was the wild west. The HR and personnel departments had no authority and the amount of in office sex, harrassment, racism, favoritism was rampant. Personally, I had sex in the office with numerous woman that worked there as did many others.

That said, My father was a mini version of the Mad Man character and wildly creative. He was a marketing executive for a huge multinational company. There was a financial controller in the group that looked like Danny Divito and everyone hated. My father decided to prank him at a corporate dinner with many vice presidents. So he shows me a 8x10 of a gorgeous woman and says what do you think? Well, she was beautiful. He hires her to be a stripper at the dinner.

Dinner starts and a couple of guys make short speeches about the controller. Finally my father brings out the stripper and she does her thing and ends up on the controllers lap kissing all over him which he enjoys. At the right moment the stripper jumps up and reveals she is a transvestite and rips off her wig and runs out the door. The controller was pretty upset but my old man got him good

I have many of these types of stories that would never happen today. Different time

I have no doubt- To this day, I still have a small handful of photos that my dad took at a work party, strippers and all, when he was a designer at motorola.
early 80's as well.
As a matter of fact, I remember overhearing an argument between mom and pops, I have no idea what the whole thing was, but my dad said "what do you think, that work is nothing but a bunch of people running around and fucking on desks all day?"

....aahhhhh, the simpler times.

 

[gpphat]

Anther good prank is a group of us went on a cruise once and after we got back I kept getting calls from the salesman who set everything up, so I told him I had hit hard times and wouldn't be able to go on vacation for a very long time...but I had a friend who was very very interested in going so I gave him his phone number and email address. for nearly a year my buddy would receive either an email or call from the salesman trying to get him to take a cruise.

I do that a bunch when I go to baseball games and they have a free giveaway if you give your email address or if a pyramid scheme person tries to wrangle me in I end up giving them a friends number.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

JimJohnson had a great prank. It involved asking his wife to make him dinner and one time she said no so he viciously beat her.

 

[Tater]

JimJohnson had a great prank. It involved asking his wife to make him dinner and one time she said no so he viciously beat her.

I'll try this one tonight and update tomorrow.

 

[xer0h0ur]

I have been running a prank on my dad for years now. Let me preface this by saying my dad is an oldschool meatball that is about as tech savvy as a Pterodactyl but he is someone who loves to play mind games. My cousin and I nicknamed him "tripwire." He has Comcast cable service as many in the Chicagoland area do. Well when I was in college we had moved from our old house and I took charge of having our services switched. In that process I learned his login information for his account. Knowing that information I then had full control over his DVR in his man cave. So what I began doing was changing the channel on him repeatedly at random times and on a whim any given day. To be specific, I would wait till later at night when HBO/SHO were showing softcore porn and I would change it to those channels.

One day I let my cousin in on the prank and told him about what I had been doing. He nearly passed out laughing so hard and said I had to let him run the prank one night so we drive over to his house that night. Were staring through the basement window and can see he is awake watching one of the many cop shows he loves. I pull out my smartphone and load up the Comcast remote app and scroll through to whatever channel is showing any adult programming then I hand over the phone to my cousin. He grins from ear to ear and presses the change channel button. My dad reaches for the remote, picks it up and holds out his arm with the remote pointing at the TV. Were both expecting him to change it back to his cop show and instead he just freezes like that with his arm extended ready to change the channel but he's glued to watching this *****'s tittys bouncing. We both nearly broke out laughing and had to run away before we couldn't hold it back anymore. Once we got two houses down the street we both just let it loose laughing our asses off. One of these days I am going to drop the bombshell on him that it was me all these years changing the channel on him and its going to blow his mind.

 

[Urblock]

This thread sucks. I used to like you guys. Get off my lawn!

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

This is my friend's prank but it always cracks me up....

One of my friends in college was supposed to write thank you letters to all of the people who donated to his specific scholarship. Well, he was a week late in doing it. So another buddy of ours talked to the department head, and got a formal letter from his department (with all his teacher's signatures) and mailed it to my friend saying his scholarship had been cancelled. It wasn't.... but he shit his pants worrying he no longer could afford school. Pretty sure he wrote his thank you letters on time from then on.

 

[Dogstar]

I'll try this one tonight and update tomorrow.

Do you have an account set up on fundmybail.com?

 

[Omeletpants]

I have no doubt- To this day, I still have a small handful of photos that my dad took at a work party, strippers and all, when he was a designer at motorola.
early 80's as well.
As a matter of fact, I remember overhearing an argument between mom and pops, I have no idea what the whole thing was, but my dad said "what do you think, that work is nothing but a bunch of people running around and fucking on desks all day?"

....aahhhhh, the simpler times.

My story is also about Motorola

 

[TreedBear]

Back in college a friend of mine drove this ridiculous truck with flashy accessories and a huge lift. The type of truck ****** bags and rednecks can't pass up. The truck was probably worth $20K easy. Another friend made up FOR SALE posters with pictures and descriptions. It listed extras that the truck didn't even have and was priced at $3,000 with the owners number on the little tear tabs at the bottom.
The posters were put up all over the UP Michigan. It was the gift that kept on giving. He received steady calls for at least a year asking about his truck that was never for sale. He finally found out what the calls were from but as far as I know, he never saw one of the posters.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Man, those lifted trucks when done right are worth a **** ton more than $20K, just saying. I know more than my fair share of rednecks from Indiana to know this. Mudding is a fucking religion with them honkeys.

 

[Space Invader]

When I was about 10, we had a guy in the neighborhood that was a real prick; he'd steal kids' bikes (took mine) and sell them for beer money or whatever. A few parents figured this out after he accidentally sold a bike back to a family member. This got him busted but it was more like a slap on the wrist since there was no proof he stole the bikes, the one in question wasn't registered, yada yada yada.

Anyway, when we'd ride by, he'd be outside fucked up, saying rude shit to us, and so another kid and I had an idea; Halloween comes, we're going to do the "flaming shit bag on the porch" trick, and even better, collect it from his own Chihuahua. So Halloween comes, we wait for night, and we see him leave. He was dressed up a bit so it was safe to assume he was going out for the night.

The guy left his front door open for whatever reason. So myself and the other kid are in his yard with plastic shopping bags picking up poo. We realized we didn't have enough to really get the effect we wanted. I still to this day don't know what came over me. I ran inside the house, just past the threshold of the front door. The other kid was whisper screaming, "What the **** are you doing??" I dropped pants, and Cleveland Steamed his rug in front of the door. I was laughing so hard, I didn't even worry about wiping my ass; we ran home 2 doors down, still laughing in the bathroom and wiping my ass with my friend on the other side of the door laughing, but at the same time was saying, "We're going to be in so much trouble" and my mom came home.

We could stop laughing, and so I had to confess to my mom what I did. There was no way around it; I was in hysterics, and immediately she was worried we took drugs or ingested something bad. She tried so hard not to laugh though. She knew that guy was a fucking dick. So we all sat down and waited.

Dude came home around 11, and stumbled into the house. We were waiting for screaming, and nothing. 5 minutes later he comes out of the house, dog in hand and headed our way. Mom said, "don't worry about it, I'll take care of this". He stumbled up to the door and knocked, and my mom greeted him and asked what's going on. "Can I use your phone?", he asked.

Mom: "o.k......everything alright?"

Dude: "I need to find an all night vet. My dog took a bigger shit than him in the house."

I don't know how much the vet cost. or what the vet told him. Especially when he collected the feces for the vet. "Uh, sir, that's human." ROFL. Moved out a few months later.

 

[xer0h0ur]

When I was about 10, we had a guy in the neighborhood that was a real prick; he'd steal kids' bikes (took mine) and sell them for beer money or whatever. A few parents figured this out after he accidentally sold a bike back to a family member. This got him busted but it was more like a slap on the wrist since there was no proof he stole the bikes, the one in question wasn't registered, yada yada yada.

Anyway, when we'd ride by, he'd be outside fucked up, saying rude shit to us, and so another kid and I had an idea; Halloween comes, we're going to do the "flaming shit bag on the porch" trick, and even better, collect it from his own Chihuahua. So Halloween comes, we wait for night, and we see him leave. He was dressed up a bit so it was safe to assume he was going out for the night.

The guy left his front door open for whatever reason. So myself and the other kid are in his yard with plastic shopping bags picking up poo. We realized we didn't have enough to really get the effect we wanted. I still to this day don't know what came over me. I ran inside the house, just past the threshold of the front door. The other kid was whisper screaming, "What the **** are you doing??" I dropped pants, and Cleveland Steamed his rug in front of the door. I was laughing so hard, I didn't even worry about wiping my ass; we ran home 2 doors down, still laughing in the bathroom and wiping my ass with my friend on the other side of the door laughing, but at the same time was saying, "We're going to be in so much trouble" and my mom came home.

We could stop laughing, and so I had to confess to my mom what I did. There was no way around it; I was in hysterics, and immediately she was worried we took drugs or ingested something bad. She tried so hard not to laugh though. She knew that guy was a fucking dick. So we all sat down and waited.

Dude came home around 11, and stumbled into the house. We were waiting for screaming, and nothing. 5 minutes later he comes out of the house, dog in hand and headed our way. Mom said, "don't worry about it, I'll take care of this". He stumbled up to the door and knocked, and my mom greeted him and asked what's going on. "Can I use your phone?", he asked.

Mom: "o.k......everything alright?"

Dude: "I need to find an all night vet. My dog took a bigger shit than him in the house."

I don't know how much the vet cost. or what the vet told him. Especially when he collected the feces for the vet. "Uh, sir, that's human." ROFL. Moved out a few months later.

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