Greatest article of all time 5 things men do to ruin their sex lives

[TSD]

[font=Georgia, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"I hope you're specced for beast mastery. 'Cause this dick ain't gonna tame itself."[/font]

This thing had me cracking the **** up.





[font=Georgia, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]You start out watching normal people having normal sex, and it's pretty damn cool. But the more you watch, the more your brain gets used to it. So you start watching more specific videos. Student/teacher sex, bondage, MILFs fucking the vacuum cleaner. When that gets old, you up the ante again and the cycle continues until one day you find that you're unable to get a boner unless you're watching East Brazilian mink farmers having sex with pregnant servants dressed in latex astronaut costumes.[/font]

 

[The Count Dante]

This explains a lot for me.



I am just glad there was not a



#6. Rohypnol is NOT a Fred Flintstone vitamin.



If it was, I dont think I would ever get a chick to talk to me again!

 

[TSD]

Whos my nasty little night elf whore!

 

[Ton]

Holy crap that writer is so funny they have me shitting my pants and sniffing it. (Can that be the new LMFAO? SMPASI?)

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

That was some great stuff.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

I've said the part about the slippery slope for a long time. It is the porn slope. Little boys find dad's stash of Playboy and BOING!! boner. Not too long afterwards you get tired of the "tasteful" imagery and you turn to Penthouse. Just a short time later and Penthouse is no longer raising the flag and you turn to the ultra-pink airbrushing of Hustler and Swank. But wait, that was back in the day when people bought magazines. Now you start by watching Skinemax (even though you aren't subscribed to it) just hoping for a shot of a nipple between the blurred lines......oh wait, still not up to modern times. Ok, so you do all the "regular" porn, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy (wouldn't want to discriminate here) and pretty soon it is boy/girl/girl, girl and 15 dicks (not even boys), blowing cum-bubbles out of her mouth, John Holmes retro videos (cause admit it, your misogynistic ways want that shit to hurt), then add some tranny/boy/girl videos....pretty soon you are watching a blonde Asian midget Tranny **** the neighbors dog while it licks the peanut butter applied to the crotch of the "fake" 17 year old you were supposed to be babysitting in the first place.



Yeah, porn is good, but it is so bad at the same time.

 

[Pez68]

Hahahahahahahaha! Awesome.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I've said the part about the slippery slope for a long time. It is the porn slope. Little boys find dad's stash of Playboy and BOING!! boner. Not too long afterwards you get tired of the "tasteful" imagery and you turn to Penthouse. Just a short time later and Penthouse is no longer raising the flag and you turn to the ultra-pink airbrushing of Hustler and Swank. But wait, that was back in the day when people bought magazines. Now you start by watching Skinemax (even though you aren't subscribed to it) just hoping for a shot of a nipple between the blurred lines......oh wait, still not up to modern times. Ok, so you do all the "regular" porn, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy (wouldn't want to discriminate here) and pretty soon it is boy/girl/girl, girl and 15 dicks (not even boys), blowing cum-bubbles out of her mouth, John Holmes retro videos (cause admit it, your misogynistic ways want that shit to hurt), then add some tranny/boy/girl videos....pretty soon you are watching a blonde Asian midget Tranny **** the neighbors dog while it licks the peanut butter applied to the crotch of the "fake" 17 year old you were supposed to be babysitting in the first place.



Yeah, porn is good, but it is so bad at the same time.

It's amazing all of the time.

 

[TSD]

I've said the part about the slippery slope for a long time. It is the porn slope. Little boys find dad's stash of Playboy and BOING!! boner. Not too long afterwards you get tired of the "tasteful" imagery and you turn to Penthouse. Just a short time later and Penthouse is no longer raising the flag and you turn to the ultra-pink airbrushing of Hustler and Swank. But wait, that was back in the day when people bought magazines. Now you start by watching Skinemax (even though you aren't subscribed to it) just hoping for a shot of a nipple between the blurred lines......oh wait, still not up to modern times. Ok, so you do all the "regular" porn, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy (wouldn't want to discriminate here) and pretty soon it is boy/girl/girl, girl and 15 dicks (not even boys), blowing cum-bubbles out of her mouth, John Holmes retro videos (cause admit it, your misogynistic ways want that shit to hurt), then add some tranny/boy/girl videos....pretty soon you are watching a blonde Asian midget Tranny **** the neighbors dog while it licks the peanut butter applied to the crotch of the "fake" 17 year old you were supposed to be babysitting in the first place.



Yeah, porn is good, but it is so bad at the same time.

I have a friend that was the poster boy of this. Hes been married for a couple years now and Im curious what goes on between their sheets. he had like a 50 page cd book full of internet porn, magazines, hentai everything. He admitted he couldn't get off to shit any more unless its really fucked up.



I am kind of the opposite. I can't get off to the fucked up shit, or porn actresses. legit porn just doesn't do it for me. I'd rather beat it to home movies people send in. They are less attractive, but its the fact that its not acting.

 

[Larmer83]

I've said the part about the slippery slope for a long time. It is the porn slope. Little boys find dad's stash of Playboy and BOING!! boner. Not too long afterwards you get tired of the "tasteful" imagery and you turn to Penthouse. Just a short time later and Penthouse is no longer raising the flag and you turn to the ultra-pink airbrushing of Hustler and Swank. But wait, that was back in the day when people bought magazines. Now you start by watching Skinemax (even though you aren't subscribed to it) just hoping for a shot of a nipple between the blurred lines......oh wait, still not up to modern times. Ok, so you do all the "regular" porn, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy (wouldn't want to discriminate here) and pretty soon it is boy/girl/girl, girl and 15 dicks (not even boys), blowing cum-bubbles out of her mouth, John Holmes retro videos (cause admit it, your misogynistic ways want that shit to hurt), then add some tranny/boy/girl videos....pretty soon you are watching a blonde Asian midget Tranny **** the neighbors dog while it licks the peanut butter applied to the crotch of the "fake" 17 year old you were supposed to be babysitting in the first place.



Yeah, porn is good, but it is so bad at the same time.

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