Had a bear in my backyard last night

[nvanprooyen]

An actual fucking bear. This happened around 10pm last night. Chilling on my back patio, heard a giant bang. Security lights turned on, dog starts going ape shit...and there it was. A fully grown black bear wandering through my backyard. Fortunately I was able to get my dog in the house before she went after it and got hurt. After about 5 minutes it hopped the neighbors fence and continued on its journey. This morning I went out to check things and it took out an entire section of fence.

cc: @Chief Walking Stick

 

[knoxville7]

I figured it was just @Spartan coming at you in a Jan 6th *** coup or something

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I figured it was just @Spartan coming at you in a Jan 6th *** coup or something

Shocker from the homophobic one.

 

[BearFanJohn]

I figured it was just @Spartan coming at you in a Jan 6th *** coup or something

Depends on what type of "Bear" he meant.

Urban Dictionary: bear

A term used by *** men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[ytsejam]

Go Bears!

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

An actual fucking bear. This happened around 10pm last night. Chilling on my back patio, heard a giant bang. Security lights turned on, dog starts going ape shit...and there it was. A fully grown black bear wandering through my backyard. Fortunately I was able to get my dog in the house before she went after it and got hurt. After about 5 minutes it hopped the neighbors fence and continued on its journey. This morning I went out to check things and it took out an entire section of fence.

cc: @Chief Walking Stick

Thats all? Typical bear…. underperforming again.

 

[knoxville7]

Shocker from the homophobic one.

lmao good one...not sure how describing what you could be up to makes me homophobic, but suuuuuure

 

[nvanprooyen]

Mfer came back last night and tore up all the trash in the cans on the side of my house. Tonight is trash night too. Dude is gonna have a field day up and down the street.

 

[Urblock]

Mfer came back last night and tore up all the trash in the cans on the side of my house. Tonight is trash night too. Dude is gonna have a field day up and down the street.

Where is the Bear Report? Did it kill anything?

 

[nvanprooyen]

Where is the Bear Report? Did it kill anything?

Trash was safe. He must have found someone else's shit to get into. Plenty of targets last night.