Happy Birthday Masshavoc 5/11

[bri]

Hope your day is full of surprises. You should treat yourself to something special. Happy Birthday.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Surprised someone wants to celebrate this asshole's birth.... oi!



Happy bday!

 

[JOVE23]

Happy birthday Asshavoc!

 

[sth]

Happy Birthday ******!!!

 

[bookjones]

Holy shit! You and Biscuit BOTH have to share May 11th? I DEMAND a board battle to the fucking death for May 11th birthday supremacy bragging rights---UFC-style bitches! Either way Taurus continues to RULE!



There were sooooo many ways I could go in coming up with an ideal birthday jpeg for you buddy. Sooooo many ways to callback to your general snarky and snide asshattery. Then in a blink I thought of and was saddened by the notion that your friend and mine, FHF doesn't post anymore and I knew I needed to do an ode to your especial bond with her and how I used to encourage it but also something that encapsulates the essential "Mass" persona around IHN---without posting a cliche Massengill picture mind you! To wit. . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Seriously though, happy birthday Mass! Hope you and Mrs. Havoc have a righteous time celebrating and that you have a fantastic day. Also? I think perhaps The Turkish Delight subliminally knew your special day was on the horizon and that's why he brought so much game last night, as a present and to make you proud. LOL

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[Ymono37]

On this, your birthday, I just want you to remember 1 very important thing: you'll always be a bigger ****** than me, but not nearly as big a ****** as Jakobeast.



Happy B-day, ****** - I hope your husband gets you something pretty.

 

[Tater]

Happy B-day fellow ******!

 

[MassHavoc]

Hahah Thanks, I hate you all.



Bookie, you truly do have the Opulence. And you has it real good. Oh, and I could take Biscuit easy... he's gone soft with his O-board obsession. And with out FHF here, I say bring it nemesis! Wife is out of town today, so I guess I got my wish! HIYO.... anywho, I have no idea what to do today, I'm actually not feeling the hottest but the Turkish delight sure did help, Gibson (need to get a good nickname for him) certainly had me hollering.



And Ymo, while what you say may all be true, at least we can take solace with a united front against Stu, the Uber ******.



Thanks to everyone else too for the birthday wishes, Wish I wasn't at work.

 

[MassHavoc]

Happy B-day fellow ******!

Except for the hair I resemble that remark.

 

[chasman]

He must be out drinking early, wants to get the full 24 hrs of his B Day.

 

[MassHavoc]

He must be out drinking early, wants to get the full 24 hrs of his B Day.

Wouldn't that be nice.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Mass, I stopped by your place to share a b-day drink, however I saw this and though that you had your own private party going on:

 

[bookjones]

On this, your birthday, I just want you to remember 1 very important thing: you'll always be a bigger ****** than me, but not nearly as big a ****** as Jakobeast.



Happy B-day, ****** - I hope your husband gets you something pretty.

Jako *is* a ******---that mo-fo didn't even wish me a happy birthday. Pfft. . .**** him.

 

[MassHavoc]

That's odd biscuit, usually it's always a happy ending when you come over?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

That's odd biscuit, usually it's always a happy ending when you come over?

well that is not to say that I did not take advantage of the situation...for 30 seconds, then left. Glad you had some socks nearby on the floor.

 

[Ymono37]

And Ymo, while what you say may all be true, at least we can take solace with a united front against Stu, the Uber ******.

There is always one higher.



Let us know how that new pocket pussy works out for you!

Jako *is* a ******---that mo-fo didn't even wish me a happy birthday. Pfft. . .**** him.

He's too busy reveling in his own crapulence. Besides, did your birthday really have a shortage of creepy dudes repeatedly and annoyingly requesting to see/feel/taste/man-handle your genitals?

 

[bookjones]

There is always one higher.



Let us know how that new pocket pussy works out for you!





He's too busy reveling in his own crapulence. Besides, did your birthday really have a shortage of creepy dudes repeatedly and annoyingly requesting to see/feel/taste/man-handle your genitals?

You, such a filth-filled potty brain.

 

[MassHavoc]

THOSE AREN'T PILLLLLOOWOWWWWSSS

 

[whiteevo]

**** your birthday.....but not biscuits

 

[Ymono37]

You, such a filth-filled potty brain.

You say that now... but just watch what he posts when he discovers this thread.