Well it's gotta be 12 A.M. and therefore the 6th somewhere so. . .
[font=comic sans ms,cursive]!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MULE [/font][font=comic sans ms,cursive]!!![/font]
I hope you have a very Canadian birthday and while I also wish you could have a better class of Candian to celebrate it with than TCD I guess that "tortured artiste" motherfucker will have to do. Sighs.
But seriously, I feel confident that you and your friends and family had a wonderful, alcohol-fueled birthday weekend celebration! Cin cin!
Also, I hope you got any or all of these things:
A non-attitudinal otter that stands in judgement of humanity (and not a rabid one either)
A kitten
A pair of old lady sandals
Some LeCreuset
A
McSweeney's Quarterly subscription
Some vino
An iPad
Someting by Leonard Cohen
Some good American cheese
A piece of glow-in-the-dark clothing
A cool, minimalist Conrans-looking desk
A personalized birthday greeting via Rumpus Mail (perhaps asking for too much but I say start high and then bargain down!)
Moleskines (so you can keep on keepin' on with that whole writing schtick. . .and in lieu of an iPad I guess)
Something vintage/retro
An otter (because it bears repeating)