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This Birthday thread is being brought to you by the following sponsor.
Do you feel that itch?
Does it burn like a *****?
Is there redness and swelling?
Are you suddenly foul smelling?
If you answered yes to any of these.
It’s likely you’ve acquired and infectious disease,
Be assured there is no need to fear it.
For we have just the new product to clear it.
Introducing
It's secret formula is what makes the product so unique and effective.
As the label states, Ymonostat cures most yeast infections and all Beast infections
Listen to what some of our satisfied customers have to say.
Justin from Georgia:
"I felt like a loaf of bread with all the yeast rising in my body. Ymonnostat cured me and returned me to my old, Matzoriffic self."
Sid C from Pittsburgh:
"It made that mouth fungus disappear in no time and my once red cracked puffy lips are now velvety smooth. Now if it could just make my fat ass disappear."
CS from the Atlantic Ocean:
"I never leave home port without a tube of Ymonostat. Beast infections and sailors just seem to go together".
A Briscuit Production
I knew you would get plenty of the usual Happy Birthday ****** wishes, so I aimed for something a little different. I am just hoping to give you a smile on your special day. I know over the years your wit and keen sense of humor have brought many to my face. I can't speak for anyone else, but I miss that. You don't post much anymore and that is such a shame and IHN's loss. And I know I'm not allowed to say this for fear of upsetting someone, but Happy Birthday, Hun.
Do you feel that itch?
Does it burn like a *****?
Is there redness and swelling?
Are you suddenly foul smelling?
If you answered yes to any of these.
It’s likely you’ve acquired and infectious disease,
Be assured there is no need to fear it.
For we have just the new product to clear it.
Introducing
It's secret formula is what makes the product so unique and effective.
As the label states, Ymonostat cures most yeast infections and all Beast infections
Listen to what some of our satisfied customers have to say.
Justin from Georgia:
"I felt like a loaf of bread with all the yeast rising in my body. Ymonnostat cured me and returned me to my old, Matzoriffic self."
Sid C from Pittsburgh:
"It made that mouth fungus disappear in no time and my once red cracked puffy lips are now velvety smooth. Now if it could just make my fat ass disappear."
CS from the Atlantic Ocean:
"I never leave home port without a tube of Ymonostat. Beast infections and sailors just seem to go together".
A Briscuit Production
I knew you would get plenty of the usual Happy Birthday ****** wishes, so I aimed for something a little different. I am just hoping to give you a smile on your special day. I know over the years your wit and keen sense of humor have brought many to my face. I can't speak for anyone else, but I miss that. You don't post much anymore and that is such a shame and IHN's loss. And I know I'm not allowed to say this for fear of upsetting someone, but Happy Birthday, Hun.
