Happy Earth Day!

[BaBaBlacksheep]

To celebrate I plan on letting my car idle in the driveway for an extra 30 minutes. What do you do to celebrate Earth Day?

 

[Urblock]

Been driving my V10 van all day and I'm not working. I should probably put the plow on the big truck that gets 8mpg and take it for a drive.

 

[-Cago34-]

I'm going fishing tonight, and I'm going to catch & release whatever I land in honor of the earth and it's creatures. Well, unless it's a Grouper, if it's a Grouper I'm gonna cut it's back off and throw it in a frying pan ASAP. But all else goes back tonight.

 

[bearmick]

To celebrate I plan on letting my car idle in the driveway for an extra 30 minutes.

Why?

 

[Scoot26]

I plan on roasting humans.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Why?

Well last year I threw a bunch of plastic bottles into a lake but didn't really have the time this year.

 

[Omeletpants]

I voluntarily peed on the ground

 

[bearmick]

Well last year I threw a bunch of plastic bottles into a lake but didn't really have the time this year.

I would join you, but I'm going to be too busy persuading pregnant students to have abortions and focus on their careers.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

We should NUKE earth day

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I would join you, but I'm going to be too busy persuading pregnant students to have abortions and focus on their careers.

Make sure you get the ones in their third trimester.

 

[Monster]

Planted a new palm in my front yard. Then had a beer.

 

[-Cago34-]

My mom took me to the Earth Day event in Washington DC when I was like 13, it was the first time I even realized there was such an event, and it really opened my eyes. I try and leave as little of a footprint as possible in my daily life. That day with my mom is one of the neatest things her and I experienced together. It was a great day.

That days cherry on top was when we were headed back home. We were on Rt50(New York Ave) leaving DC, and pulled up to a red light. There was a white man in a thong bent over with his ass facing traffic making it clap. It was gross, yet, made me tingle a bit being that I was a budding 13 year old.

To this day, I recycle, and love a woman with a hairy sphincter.

 

[ruprecht]

I would ride my horse, but Urblock apparently has no intentions of returning it to me.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Recycle the leftover bong water from Monday.

 

[Hbkrusso]

I would join you, but I'm going to be too busy persuading pregnant students to have abortions and focus on their careers.

sounds about right. will this be before or after you kill jesus and allah?

 

[CRM 114]

What a stupid holiday. I get why people don't want to ruin the earth but we really have to be so obsessed with it that we have to create a holiday. At least make it a federal holiday so I can get the day off if we must have it.

To celebrate I plan on letting my car idle in the driveway for an extra 30 minutes. What do you do to celebrate Earth Day?

This guy knows what he's talking about.

 

[Sunbiz1]

I planted cannabis in every county forest preserve.

 

[Jester]

I voluntarily peed on the ground

I'm glad you clarified voluntarily, I think you needed to.


Anyway, I voluntarily took a big dump in the neighbors garden at 2am.

 

[Tater]

I dumped some used motor oil down the sewer. I did pee in there too to help wash it down.

 

[L GUAPO]

I'm gonna get into some Bio Dome