Happy New Year Mock Off Season

[Aesopian]

Coaching

Head Coach: Jim Harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh called questions him going to NFL 'warmed up oatmeal'. How could that not mean he is going to the Bears and it's not because I stole the parents champagne.

Offensive Coordinator: Bill Callahan

Jim worked under Bill as a QB Coach with the Raiders.

Defensive Coordinator: Vic Fangio

Free Agency

Release

QB Mike Glennon
TE Dion Sims
WR Markus Wheaton
LB Jerrel Freeman
LB Pernell McPhee
LB Willie Young
CB Marcus Cooper
C Hroniss Grasu
OT Bradley Sowell
OT Tom Compton
DT Mitch Unrien
WR Kendall Wright
LB Christian Jones

Resign

CB Kyle Fuller to 4 years 40 million/15.5 guaranteed
CB Prince Amukamara 3 years 17 million/10 guaranteed
OLB Lamarr Houston to 2 years 12 million/5 guaranteed
P Pat O'Donnel to 6 years 13.5 million
WR Dontrelle Inman to 3 years 8 million/4 guaranteed
WR Cameron Meredith to 1 year 2 million
RB Benny Cunningham to 1 year 1 million
DE Mitch Unrien 2 years 4 million/2 guaranteed
QB Mark Sanchez 2 years 4 million/2 guaranteed
TE Daniel Brown to 900k

Bears sign WR Sammy Watkins to 4 years 40 million/21 guaranteed

Ryan Pace hasn't had much luck in free agency but I think with a young QB on the upside that should be changing.

Bears trade for WR Martavis Bryant sign to 4 years 40 million/21 guaranteed

Bears trade 2018 4th round pick and a 2018 6th round pick for Bryant. Steelers will replace him in the off season but need depth for playoff run this year he'll be traded for around the same Kelvin Benjamin was traded for expect he has some off field issues with marijuana.

Bears sign ILB NaVorro Bowman to 3 years 12 million/6 guaranteed

Jerrell Freeman will be gone next season and 29 year old Bowman takes his place. He can offer a lot of wisdom down to younger players.

Bears sign TE Troy Niklas to 3 years 18 million/6 guaranteed

Blocking tight end gets the Dion Sims deal.

Bears sign OLB Connor Barwin to 3 years 18 million/9.5 guaranteed

McPhee is to expensive to keep and Young is injury prone. We need a veteran rotational guy that can stay healthy and help out the new young bucks.

Bears sign K Caleb Sturgis to 1 year 3 million

Eagles are going to keep rookie kicker Jake Elliot over Caleb Sturgis. He's not the best kicker but is due for a change of scenery to see if that changes things.

Bears sign WR Taylor Gabriel to 3 years 12 million/6 guaranteed

Draft

Round 1: Clelin Ferrell OLB

Bears OLB's are integral to a good defense in this system. Number 99.

Round 2: Kolton Miller OT

Bears need a RT and Trubisky's protection isn't something they can mess around with. Miller is expected to switch from LT to RT in the pros as Miller can have problems with speed rushes to the inside.

Round 4: Jaleel Scott WR

Jaleel Scott is a 6-foot-6, 215-pound dynamic receiver whose a nightmare for opposing teams as a deep threat.

Round 5: Azeem Victor ILB

Round 6: Round 6: Lowell Lotulelei NT

Eddie Goldman's Backup

Depth Chart

QB: Mitchell Trubisky, Mark Sanchez
RB: Jordan Howard, Tarik Cohen, Benny Cunningham
WR 1: Martavis Bryant, Cameron Meredith, Kevin White
WR 2: Sammy Watkins, Jaleel Scott
SWR: Dontrelle Inman, Taylor Gabriel
TE: Adam Shaheen, Troy Niklas, Daniel Brown
LT: Charles Leno, Bobby Massie
LG: Josh Sitton, Eric Kush
C: Cody Whitehair, Kush
RG: Kyle Long, Morgan
RT: Kolton Miller, Bobby Massie

DE: Akiem Hicks, Roy Robertson-Harris
NT: Eddie Goldman, Lowell Lotulelei
DE: Mitch Unrien, Bullard
OLB: Leonard Floyd, Lamarr Houston
ILB: Danny Trevathan, Nick Kwiatkoski
ILB: NaVorro Bowman, Azeem Victor
OLB: Clelin Ferrell, Connor Barwin
CB:Kyle Fuller, Prince Amukumara, LeBlanc, Callahan, McMantis
FS: Eddie Jackson, Demps
SS: Adrian Amos, Hall

 

[Omeletpants]

Windy City wannabe or draft visionary?

 

[Aesopian]

Windy City wannabe or draft visionary?

I got a free gummy candy in my drink.

 

[KoreanBear]

Do these coaches have no problem working under guys they used to be in charge of?

I cant imagine that working out well for either of them.

 

[Bearin' Down]

First, no way on Harbaugh. The most overrated coach I can recall. Second, no way on 40 million to Martavis Bryant

 

[Omeletpants]

So, we all agree. To this point this thread is a total fail

 

[Aesopian]

So, we all agree. To this point this thread is a total fail

Sure, but I had fun making it.

 

[Omeletpants]

Sure, but I had fun making it.

Not even Ernie Acorsi could save this Titanic fail thread

 

[Alpha Male]

You have created like 300 coach threads and all of them have vic fangio at dc.

 

[Omeletpants]

As long as we are on the subject of fails, last night for dinner I had the small thin crust sausage pizza with extra garlic from Malnatis. An hour after I ate it the wife was bitching from 20 feet away. Claiming she could smell the garlic and all that kinda shit. So just to piss her off I went over and gave here a gar-lick all over her face.

 

[Nick80]

I'll be shocked if the Bears sign half as many FAs. And let's put Harbaugh on the "no fucking way that happens" list along with Shaw, Cowher, and Gruden.

 

[Aesopian]

As long as we are on the subject of fails, last night for dinner I had the small thin crust sausage pizza with extra garlic from Malnatis. An hour after I ate it the wife was bitching from 20 feet away. Claiming she could smell the garlic and all that kinda shit. So just to piss her off I went over and gave here a gar-lick all over her face.

Who failed in this situation? It seems she had it coming so karma?

 

[Omeletpants]

Who failed in this situation? It seems she had it coming so karma?

You have it coming for creating this thread. You are better than this

 

[Bearin' Down]

As long as we are on the subject of fails, last night for dinner I had the small thin crust sausage pizza with extra garlic from Malnatis. An hour after I ate it the wife was bitching from 20 feet away. Claiming she could smell the garlic and all that kinda shit. So just to piss her off I went over and gave here a gar-lick all over her face.

Next time you should eat out...

 

[AussieBear]

So, we all agree. To this point this thread is a total fail

nein. i like trading for bryant. However, pit be like, we dont wanna trade bryant.. so maybe dat is a fail..

 

[wazzupi]

The only pick that made sense was bowman everyone else could fall victim to a burning building.