Has anyone else heard about the Wendies in Cincinnati that has haunted chili???

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This totally spooked me. Apparently late at night when you order a Dave's double with cheese or a baconator junior or even sometimes just a regular cheeseburger, you get the burger and sit down and take a bite and there's CHILI on the burger.


BUT:

you take the sandwich up to the counter to complain?

The CHILI is completely GONE.

Has anyone else heard of this Wendies?
 

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This totally spooked me. Apparently late at night when you order a Dave's double with cheese or a baconator junior or even sometimes just a regular cheeseburger, you get the burger and sit down and take a bite and there's CHILI on the burger.


BUT:

you take the sandwich up to the counter to complain?

The CHILI is completely GONE.

Has anyone else heard of this Wendies?
Did this happen to you, HHM?

What happens if you take the cheeseburger into the bathroom, light a candle, look into the mirror, turn off the lights and say 'chilli' three times? Does Pippi Longstockings (AKA Wendy) appear behind you with a spoon of chilli?
 
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That is not paranormal...that is Cincinnati.

That city literally bleeds chili and so do their cows.
 

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Chili doesn't belong on a burger. Chili belongs paired with a nice, fresh, warm cinnamon roll.
 

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That is not paranormal...that is Cincinnati.

That city literally bleeds chili and so do their cows.

They also have non bean versions of chili, which makes them civilized. Wendy's always puts beans in their chili which means every bowl they sell is haunted with the farts of A.J. Bush who died in 1946.

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They also have non bean versions of chili, which makes them civilized. Wendy's always puts beans in their chili which means every bowl they sell is haunted with the farts of A.J. Bush who died in 1946.

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Sensing the ghost of AJ Bush is involved...not sure how it would tie in with Sculpt's analysis though.
 

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Did this happen to you, HHM?

What happens if you take the cheeseburger into the bathroom, light a candle, look into the mirror, turn off the lights and chilli three times? Does Pippi Longstockings (AKA Wendy) appear behind you with a spoon of chilli?
It did not happen to me and theres no way I'm going there. The person that I know who this happened to said they almost lost their mind because of this haunted chili.
 

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And there is no chili in Cincy. Only some sugary meat concoction.
 

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Sensing the ghost of AJ Bush is involved...not sure how it would tie in with Sculpt's analysis though.

Yeah, I didn't think that one all the way through, the bean hatred through me into a rage fueled shit post.
 

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chili without beans is an abomination
Lol!

I'm going to totes be a smug ******: I put beans in chili well after knowing it was wrong, for the sake of nostalgia. I wanted cafeteria chili. I ruined pretty bland chili with beans.

Besides, beans limit the chili application to hotdogs and chili cheeseburgers and dips imo. I'll eat some beans, all kinds, but chili with beans cooked in it is ghoulish.
 

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Lol!

I'm going to totes be a smug ******: I put beans in chili well after knowing it was wrong, for the sake of nostalgia. I wanted cafeteria chili. I ruined pretty bland chili with beans.

Besides, beans limit the chili application to hotdogs and chili cheeseburgers and dips imo. I'll eat some beans, all kinds, but chili with beans cooked in it is ghoulish.

When you make chili, is it mostly just ground beef?
 

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