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Ripped a huge hole in my jorts one time. I was at a party so everyone thought it was just hilarious.
Have you ever had a bad rip?
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I wear properly fitted clothing, so I can't relate to any of this.
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One time I came back from a race my freshman year of college and had stayed up all night prior studying and was really exhausted. I come out of the elevator and the RA was having some kind of dorm meeting in the area by the elevators. Everyone looked at me as I walked out of the elevator and I involuntarily ripped a fart so loud that it had an echo. I walked to my room and fell asleep while everyone giggled.
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Once I had an erection and it ripped open my zipper
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^^^
how the whole sunbiz saga began
how the whole sunbiz saga began
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I've always wondered how he finds the time to post here so much between all the time spent cruising Elgin Denny's bathrooms for companionship. I guess that's the kind of time only retirement can afford.
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I once did a bong rip of hash. Turned out to be a piece of crusty ground beef. I think.
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i try to always tip 20%, unless they fart on me while tripping on acid.
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I've had several rips in my day but in the interest of keeping this forum family-friendly, I won't go into any detail.
Stay safe out there.
Robert.
Stay safe out there.
Robert.
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Have to throw some chives in there with it.
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Is that an anal innuendo? Going full force in the bar before taking this to the main forum?
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Are you accusing me of having anal sex in a bar? What the **** is wrong with you?
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I have no idea where you came up with that from what Rob posted. Pretty messed up.
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He said rips, not trips. It’s a pretty black and white troll they’re doing, but by all means... message board hero it up if you feel the need.
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Yes rips, not trips, just like the thread title. I'm sorry I just don't understand your comment, if you find that lack of understanding heroic, that would make two things I don't understand.
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^^^^^^ this
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Well **** me. I'm in the wrong thread. My bad. I own it. I'm a dick, and stupid. 3 freakin thread titles.
Could have sworn it was just another alt trying to get a rise. I meant no harm if it's a real account. Apologize.
Could have sworn it was just another alt trying to get a rise. I meant no harm if it's a real account. Apologize.