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Here's Why We're Getting Doc Instead of Strokeface/Fake DJ Voice Kenny in Round II...
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I hate penis head and Doc Emmrick's voice makes me want to scratch my tympanic membranes with a Black & Decker power tool. But at least Edzo won't be a buffoon on the national telecast the way he is with Pat. So I call it a wash.
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I'm pretty sure Kenny has Aspergers
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As you should.
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I like Doc. Hes the best NBC has to offer. But he needs to stop making up hockey vocabulary.
I dont have to deal with it anyways. I have the luxury of 89 year old Bob Cole who forgets where he is sometimes. Think it took him 3 minutes to call kanes goal last night. When the puck was dropped at center ice to restart the game good old Cole finally said "its a goaaal"
I dont have to deal with it anyways. I have the luxury of 89 year old Bob Cole who forgets where he is sometimes. Think it took him 3 minutes to call kanes goal last night. When the puck was dropped at center ice to restart the game good old Cole finally said "its a goaaal"
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Is that where one has anal fissures, and they try to inject it with Botox (a common procedure), but accidentally miss the anus and inject his face around 59-74 times...leading to severe facial paralysis and extreme uselessness?
Actually, I do know what it is, but it's not as funny as anal fissures with a side of severe malpractice.
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Kenny Albert looks like a Downs baby. Anyone but him.
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Welcome to the Hawks board, fatbeard. You should stay awhile. Love your content on da Bears board.
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And Down Syndrome.
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Black & Decker is for cummercial noobz, brah. Matco makes the only tools worth hurting yourself with.
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Did you guys know that 99% (or roughly half) of Hawks fans are bandwagoners?
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I've been a fan for 5 years... so don't group me into the bandwagoner camp.
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Pierre is traveling back and forth between east coast and midwest to do the Rangers and Hawks series. The guy is a maniac, I hope he doesn't explode
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Fixed.
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Kenny Albert is fine for football he sounds like a football guy. But this Howard Cosell knockoff is horrid for hockey. As for Doc, anyone that hates him is just wrong. And Doc and Edzo are great, even Penis Macguire isn't annoying anymore.
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