I had this job for a while where I had to be at the site before sunrise and it was like an hour drive, so I was leaving at like 4 am.
Which meant I was leaving the house before coffee and cigarettes.
Which meant I was leaving the house before taking my morning shit as well. Each day, the urge would come on about 30 min into the drive. So every day, for like 4 months, I stopped at this one house at 4:30 am and took a shit in their yard. Scenery was great with Sierra Nevada peaks surrounding, so was a pretty glorious shit every day.