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I'm drunk enough I ate a McRib at union station. That's how drunk I am.



(let's keep responses in the same vein. This could be a children's book for drunk parents if we keep it nice and light)
 
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I'm drunk enough to be at work willingly
 
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Still drunk enough to karaoke Danzig's 'mother' with no crew at a Brookfield bar on my way home from the metra. And killed. Bedtime nao.

EDit: and that's how drunk I am. Lol.
 
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With glen danzig?
 
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ole69 said:
With glen danzig?
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Nope, the little waitress wanted to sing that pink duet with me but the bartender **** blocked it because of my wedding ring and then got mad because she was down to party lol. But I must go to bed with tjodalv style fantasies running through my head.

And that's how drunk I am.
 
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Drunk enough I didn't drink another beer when I got home.
 
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JLeigh34 said:
I don't :) I was also schwasted last night.


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I ate mechanically separated pork meat run through an extruder, compressed and slathered in high fructose corn syrup paste. My body was not ready.
 
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HeHateMe said:
I ate mechanically separated pork meat run through an extruder, compressed and slathered in high fructose corn syrup paste. My body was not ready.
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Puke. I ate nothing. Now I feel like garbage :(


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HeHateMe said:
I ate mechanically separated pork meat run through an extruder, compressed and slathered in high fructose corn syrup paste. My body was not ready.
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Sounds like you need an extra dose of kvass.
 
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