How dumb are teenagers nowadays?

Mitchapalooza

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I see kids on facebook (ages 20-23) reposting shit and they think that the government controls the weather, bill gates is behind ebola (laughed my ass off at that one), etc. Like absolutely Special person theories and then when you comment saying that it's Special person they get all butthurt and say "you're a sheep." when in reality, all they did was share a picture that some dumbass on facebook made, and now they're all of a sudden aware of all the dark secrets of the world.

And it's not just the theories of the government (which every kid thinks they know everything about), but just general stupidity. I fucking hate my generation. I'm scared to have kids because of how dumb their generation is gonna be.

Christmas rant, idk. **** these idiots.
 
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Wait, the Gov doesn't dictate the weather? Vaccines aren't laced with mind control substances?

Why would you need facebook when all necessary hilarity is already here man? Merry Xmas 2Pic!
 

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merry Christmas and meh kids are smarter inna lotta ways but also dumber than in my day I blame too much tv and video games and not enough time outside
 

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merry Christmas and meh kids are smarter inna lotta ways but also dumber than in my day I blame too much tv and video games and not enough time outside

Kids know how to design apps by the age of 3. Yet most kids these days can't even pitch a fucking tent.

Back in myyyy day.....
 

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I see kids on facebook (ages 20-23) reposting shit and they think that the government controls the weather, bill gates is behind ebola (laughed my ass off at that one), etc. Like absolutely Special person theories and then when you comment saying that it's Special person they get all butthurt and say "you're a sheep." when in reality, all they did was share a picture that some dumbass on facebook made, and now they're all of a sudden aware of all the dark secrets of the world.

And it's not just the theories of the government (which every kid thinks they know everything about), but just general stupidity. I fucking hate my generation. I'm scared to have kids because of how dumb their generation is gonna be.

Christmas rant, idk. **** these idiots.

I had a facebook account a few years back... was a late adopter of it.
I quickly realized that if I continued to look at the pathetic, ignorant, worthless, passive aggressive nonsense that the people I know posted, that I would never be able to stomach them for long.

It is a creepy window into peoples stupidity and vanity.


You are right... kids are dumbasses.
BUT, in their defense, they have much more access to find stupidity quickly and drag it out for everyone else to see.

BACK IN MY DAY... we were stupid as hell... we just didn't write up ill-crafted mental diarrhea and post it for for everyone to see. we were quietly stupid!
 

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Those idiots are no longer teenagers after 19, you're talking about adults. Reminds me of an Offspring lyric, "Heads on loose but the screws are tight."
 

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This younger generation isn't as much dumb, as they are lazy. And that laziness trickles into their fact checking and research as well.
 

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Teens being dumb doesn't bother me. After all, they haven't a whole lot of life's experiences to draw upon for reference..What bugs me is the ones who are dumb and think they're smart. Some adults fall into that category as well
 

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The dumbass shot himself when he was like 13

Lil Wayne was actually extremely intelligent before the drugs. he was a straight A student through school and was basically considered a nerd.
 

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Lil Wayne was actually extremely intelligent before the drugs. he was a straight A student through school and was basically considered a nerd.
I'm sure he was but his music doesn't reflect that at all. 2 chainz is smart too but he makes trash music cause it sells.
 

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merry christmas, johnny. teenagers will always be dumb. when I was a teenager, I was considering fighting for the mujahideen. I hated what the Soviet Union had become but believe it was founded on the best principles.
 

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merry christmas, johnny. teenagers will always be dumb. when I was a teenager, I was considering fighting for the mujahideen. I hated what the Soviet Union had become but believe it was founded on the best principles.

Speaking of "back in the day" over there... You ever see Rambo 3?
When it first came out, It was "dedicated to the brave fighters of the Taliban" and their resistance to the USSR... crazy how things change.
Havent seen that movie since before 9-11... wonder if they trimmed that part out of the closing credits?
 

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