How Manly is Your Pet?

[KittiesKorner]

Did it get its G.E.D.?

Does it even know who its mother was, and does it care?

Does it like togas and rim jobs?

Asking for a friend

 

[Tjodalv]

The cat is definitely not manly. He loves everyone without discrimination nor predisposition. No education, nor formal training. Never given me a rimjob, so there is that? I'll attempt a toga tomorrow...

 

[KittiesKorner]

Does it intermittently fast as a form of working out?

 

[Heidenlarm]

I dunno. Its owner sent me nudes last night.

 

[Ares]

Sherman demands to burn Georgia every day until he gets his treats.

I want to either get a dog or put him on a leash and let him attack my neighbors.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Sherman demands to burn Georgia every day until he gets his treats.

I want to either get a dog or put him on a leash and let him attack my neighbors.

 

[Tjodalv]

One of the best tunes ever.

 

[Heidenlarm]

You get the Criterion copy of it?

 

[Heidenlarm]

I love Caravan. Van is so fucking drunk during it.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Also the Staples. God damn I could marry Mavis.

 

[Heidenlarm]

I dunno. Its owner sent me nudes last night.

@cameronkrazie86 yeah I know I'm surprised myself. She's not just a crazy cat lady, she's crazy enough to like me.

 

[ijustposthere]

Did it get its G.E.D.?

Does it even know who its mother was, and does it care?

Does it like togas and rim jobs?

Asking for a friend

My cat licks his own ass, so maybe he likes rimjobs. I'm teaching him to be obedient, which we all know is a sign of intelligence.