How to hire fake friends and family

[Adipost]

I found this to be a fascinating read, as it reminds me of one of my all time favorite movies, The Truman Show.


A Japanese business provides professional actors to fill any role in the personal lives of clients. With ~800 actors ranging from infants to the elderly, the organization prides itself on being able to provide a surrogate for almost any conceivable situation. Even for years. Even as a kept secret...

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/11/paying-for-fake-friends-and-family/545060/

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

That's creepy.

 

[Ares]

That's creepy.

 

[Adipost]

That's creepy.

If you got a free year of this service, what would you use it for?

 

[Ares]

If you got a free year of this service, what would you use it for?

He would hire someone to wear all those Orphan Black clothes he bought.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

He would hire someone to wear all those Orphan Black clothes he bought.

I'd hire one to hunt you down and make you squeal like a pig.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

If you got a free year of this service, what would you use it for?

I wouldn't use it, no room in my life for fake people.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

He would hire someone to wear all those Orphan Black clothes he bought.

Why would I want anyone to do that, bozo?

 

[Ares]

I'd hire one to hunt you down and make you squeal like a pig.

Sounds illegal af

 

[Monster]

Don’t tell Spartan

 

[KoreanBear]

F'd up lonely ppl...

If you hire a fake girlfriend can you get to second base?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Sounds illegal af

Likely is in most states lol.

 

[Scoot26]

I just use Russian bots.

 

[Tater]

This is.... disturbing

Dude!

 

[Bears_804]

F'd up lonely ppl...

If you hire a fake girlfriend can you get to second base?

Just hire a hooker and round 3rd.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

da future iz nao.

 

[Omeletpants]

Now that Sunbiz is gone I have to hire emergency back-up stalkers

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Don’t tell Spartan

I already know.