How will you cope if the Bears win tonight?

[vabearsfan15]

Have you guys considered the possibility of the Bears winning tonight?! Are you prepared for the outcome??

If we win tonight, that's 3 wins

Then we get two more automatic wins from having to still play the Lions, that's 5 wins.

At that point, you have to decide if you want to cheer the Bears beating the Packers at Soldier Field. As a 6th win all but eliminates a top 5 pick.

Heck, we might even be firmly in position to compete for a WC spot if we win. What then? What about all the top 5 Bryce Young Mock Drafts?

 

[hebs]

Well I definitely won't be treating myself to a bj....

The gf won't be in town tonight.

 

[Discus fish salesman]

Have you guys considered the possibility of the Bears winning tonight?! Are you prepared for the outcome??

If we win tonight, that's 3 wins

Then we get two more automatic wins from having to still play the Lions, that's 5 wins.

At that point, you have to decide if you want to cheer the Bears beating the Packers at Soldier Field. As a 6th win all but eliminates a top 5 pick.

Heck, we might even be firmly in position to compete for a WC spot if we win. What then? What about all the top 5 Bryce Young Mock Drafts?

You're delusional

 

[modo]

Well I definitely won't be treating myself to a bj....

The gf won't be in town tonight.

You could if you were Ron Jeremy

 

[Aquineas]

I will find someone on the forum that disagreed with me (even if it was over something completely different) and necro that post, and say, "See!!? I told you Justin could play!!", while simultaneously pointing out all the things the Bears failed at and how much better winning teams are than the Bears. Somehow the juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate viewpoints will allow me to feel strangely content.

 

[Enasic]

Well I definitely won't be treating myself to a bj....

The gf won't be in town tonight.

Hopefully BJs aren’t only reserved for Bears victories

 

[sevvy]

Unless this team drastically improves, I don't even know who on the schedule we can beat. Even the Lions.

 

[jbunch14]

I literally look ONLY at the Tankathon website when I'm not watching porn.

 

[mattb78]

If defense stays healthy we could get some wins. Dolphins, Jets, Lions, Falcons all beatable teams.

 

[Aquineas]

I literally look ONLY at the Tankathon website when I'm not watching porn.

Whatever you do, don't game, Twitch, and accidentally have a porn site up, even if it's on another monitor.

 

[Rob219_CBMB]

How will you cope if the Bears win tonight?​

 

[Discus fish salesman]

If defense stays healthy we could get some wins. Dolphins, Jets, Lions, Falcons all beatable teams.

Could you imagine how many wins the bears could get with Jimmy G?

 

[Calabis]

They won't, so I don't need to worry...just hope Fields shows growth and gets time to throw 10 passes at least

 

[Urblock]

Could you imagine how many wins the bears could get with Jimmy G?

Zero?

 

[Discus fish salesman]

Zero?

@mattb78 this can't be correct? Say it ain't so!

 

[TezMaKai]

By getting high.

That will also be my reaction if they lose and even throughout the entire game.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Could you imagine how many wins the bears could get with Jimmy G?

I am 100% convinced we could split with the Lions with Jimmy G. 100%.

 

[Rob219_CBMB]

I'd say this, looking around on worldstarCCS, which i've havent visited here in weeks... this place is fucking desperate. Bears just needs to play like an NFL team.
Elsewise, this team is basically Fox 2.0.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

As always:

1. Want Fields to look good. (And not die)
2. Rookies to look good.
3. I say I want them to lose before the game but come game time I’ll be rooting my ass off for another meaningless Bears victory.

 

[HearshotKDS]

Aggresively touch myself and chomp edibles, samething i do ifthey lose.