Humor: Replacements for Zach Stewart's Roster Spot

[whitesoxman77]

I don't know if there is a place for this in this White Sox forum, but I hate Zach Stewart so here are the people I think could take his spot in the bullpen, and hopefully his start tomorrow if they are available.
1. Dylan Axelrod- Triple-A

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2. Nestor Molina- Double-A

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3. Jordan Danks- Brother of John Danks, must have some pitcher in him

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4. One Lucky Fan- Probably has held a baseball at some point

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I'd take him...
5. The Phillie Robot

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6. Southpaw?

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Other Suggestions???

 

[inactiveuser1]

:lmao:

 

[Rice Cube]

I guess I could look it up, but what's Stewart's line so far this season?

 

[whitesoxman77]

1-1/5.18 ERA/24.1 IP/32 Hits/20 Runs/14 Earned/4 BB/ 15 SO/.314 AVG against/1.48WHIP

 

[Rice Cube]

That's pretty bad. Mostly line drives and homers?

 

[TheChicagoFan]

Well if you were smart, you would realize that nobody is going to take his place because when Danks comes back there will be one too many players and Stewart will just be sent down.

But thanks for playing. I guess it was funny.

PS. Lifetime ERA: 5.86 (or very close to that).
So this year is actually better than average for him.

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

Bring in the ghost of Ed Cicotte. He's served his lifetime ban. Landis' ruling don't say shit about the afterlife.