I disown Derek Carr

[Raskolnikov]

I was thinking pro-bowler based on numbers, arm, and apparent knowledge of defenses and uptempo offense.


I retract all statements about him being a potential pro bowler, worth a first round pick, and running to podium at 14 for highest value.


At least I figured this out before the draft.


But wow, I had no idea his hands were that small. I mean....he has girl hands. 9 1/4? That is a full inch smaller than Drew Brees.

Gruden said 6'3", 4.6 but reality was 6'2" and 4.69 an inch and a tenth of a second is pretty important at QB,


but those hands?!!!! I can't get over that. 9.25? really? mistake? Nuclear exposure as a child? wtf? He played at Fresno St, and he's off my board if the average winter temp in my city isn't above 60

so....maybe miami or san diego, too risky for my blood

 

[sam slocum]

I was thinking pro-bowler based on numbers, arm, and apparent knowledge of defenses and uptempo offense.


I retract all statements about him being a potential pro bowler, worth a first round pick, and running to podium at 14 for highest value.


At least I figured this out before the draft.


But wow, I had no idea his hands were that small. I mean....he has girl hands. 9 1/4? That is a full inch smaller than Drew Brees.

Gruden said 6'3", 4.6 but reality was 6'2" and 4.69 an inch and a tenth of a second is pretty important at QB,


but those hands?!!!! I can't get over that. 9.25? really? mistake? Nuclear exposure as a child? wtf? He played at Fresno St, and he's off my board if the average winter temp in my city isn't above 60

so....maybe miami or san diego, too risky for my blood

Probably has small feet too

 

[modo]

I didn't know you owned him in the first place.

 

[iueyedoc]

Not sure that is shockingly small:

Average male (7 1/2)
Average female (6 3/4)

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M (9 7/8)
Blake Bortles, Central Florida (9 3/8)
Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville (9 1/4)
Tajh Boyd, Clemson (9 5/8)
Derek Carr, Fresno State (9 1/8)
AJ McCarron, Alabama (10)
Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois (9 1/4)
Aaron Murray, Georgia (9 1/8)

And it now clear why AJ gets the ladies!!!

 

[Sagbear]

Probably has small feet too

so take him off the Jets board

 

[Raskolnikov]

Manziel is like 5'11

 

[Raskolnikov]

Not sure that is shockingly small:

Average male (7 1/2)
Average female (6 3/4)

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M (9 7/8)
Blake Bortles, Central Florida (9 3/8)
Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville (9 1/4)
Tajh Boyd, Clemson (9 5/8)
Derek Carr, Fresno State (9 1/8)
AJ McCarron, Alabama (10)
Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois (9 1/4)
Aaron Murray, Georgia (9 1/8)

And it now clear why AJ gets the ladies!!!

so I over reacted one way and then the other? probably

 

[hyatt151]

Probably has small feet too

But a big motor!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raskolnikov]

He might be able to play, but we have other needs. I'll get off the early QB concept and hope for Glennon or a late round steal.

 

[gallagher]

Dude my hands are ridiculously large at ~10.5 inches. I think you arent visualizing the measurement properly.

 

[gwharris2254]

Mine are 9.5 " and I'm just over 6' --- 6' 0.5"

 

[QFFL]

I'm 6' tall, but my hand is a little bigger than Carr. I didn't realize it, you made your point, please disown him!

 

[gwharris2254]

My Johnson is bigger than a Carr too. Pink Cadillac

 

[Treehorn]

Not sure that is shockingly small:

Average male (7 1/2)
Average female (6 3/4)

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M (9 7/8)
Blake Bortles, Central Florida (9 3/8)
Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville (9 1/4)
Tajh Boyd, Clemson (9 5/8)
Derek Carr, Fresno State (9 1/8)
AJ McCarron, Alabama (10)
Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois (9 1/4)
Aaron Murray, Georgia (9 1/8)

And it now clear why AJ gets the ladies!!!

Ahhh so thats how AJ got that hot babe from the Carl's commercial.

 

[botfly10]

ok.

 

[gallagher]

I'm 6' tall, but my hand is a little bigger than Carr. I didn't realize it, you made your point, please disown him!

go outside and grip a football. you will notice that your hands are more than adequate

 

[menacemanic]

I was thinking pro-bowler based on numbers, arm, and apparent knowledge of defenses and uptempo offense.


I retract all statements about him being a potential pro bowler, worth a first round pick, and running to podium at 14 for highest value.


At least I figured this out before the draft.


But wow, I had no idea his hands were that small. I mean....he has girl hands. 9 1/4? That is a full inch smaller than Drew Brees.

Gruden said 6'3", 4.6 but reality was 6'2" and 4.69 an inch and a tenth of a second is pretty important at QB,


but those hands?!!!! I can't get over that. 9.25? really? mistake? Nuclear exposure as a child? wtf? He played at Fresno St, and he's off my board if the average winter temp in my city isn't above 60

so....maybe miami or san diego, too risky for my blood

WTF KIDS SAY NO DRUGS................

 

[Deep Dish Pizza]

Not sure that is shockingly small:

Average male (7 1/2)
Average female (6 3/4)

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M (9 7/8)
Blake Bortles, Central Florida (9 3/8)
Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville (9 1/4)
Tajh Boyd, Clemson (9 5/8)
Derek Carr, Fresno State (9 1/8)
AJ McCarron, Alabama (10)
Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois (9 1/4)
Aaron Murray, Georgia (9 1/8)

And it now clear why AJ gets the ladies!!!

You mean almost 10 in and you think that's small? Guys who were on Stern's show were much smaller

 

[KoreanBear]

This reminds me of the burger king small hands commercial dude lol