If you think playing with your balls feels good try removing them

[the canadian dream]

http://www.isciencetimes.com/articles/3826/20120924/removing-testicles-key-long-life.htm



First of all there is a nice surprise when you open the link



second of all.....not even sure if I want to talk about this.

 

[CLWolf81]

Thanks for the interesting history lesson. You now have given every member's wives reasons to want their husbands to remove said objects. Great job!



How does that make you feel?

 

[daze71]

I know this is a Non Hockey Talk thread and well all miss it but be a little more selective next time i could have done without this thread.

 

[MassHavoc]

HAHA agreed, I think I'd rather have them and not live as long.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Who the hell actually wants to be old?

 

[Ton]

I think the real question is, who wants to sit down to pee?

 

[KMChechASS69r]

The look on the dudes face says it all...



"Rook a me, I going to riv to be belly old, you gonna die young *****, how you rike a dem appres!"



Personally, I'll take dying young over losing the snarglies!

 

[CLWolf81]

I think 100% of us would die young.

 

[klemmer]

Where the hell do you get this shit?

 

[CLWolf81]

I love how that just randomly comes out, LMAO!!!!

 

[CLWolf81]

Like this new invention by the Chinese....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[Pez68]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[TSD]

Who the hell actually wants to be old?

I second that. I look at my grandfather, who is nearly 90, who insists on doing everything himself. Even thoough in alot of cases he cant or shouldnt. One time on christmas, he slipped in his driveway, he wouldn't let me help him up. He had me get a bag of salt to salt the ground around him so he wouldn't slip getting up himself. I was thinking in my head for the love of christ just grab my arm and I will lift you up, you weigh like 120lbs.

 

[KMChechASS69r]

Like this new invention by the Chinese....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c&feature=player_embedded#!

OMG! That is soooooooo going on my Christmas list this year! Maybe hafta get one for upstairs AND downstairs. Those look even better than a Fleshlight!

 

[CLWolf81]

And we all thought the Chinese were evil....



Then shit like this comes out, lol

 

[jakobeast]

OMG! That is soooooooo going on my Christmas list this year! Maybe hafta get one for upstairs AND downstairs. Those look even better than a Fleshlight!

The Fleshlight is good, but what makes this a bit better is the automation.

 

[MassHavoc]

Seriously... is that thing what it looks like it is? I clicked that thing at work...

 

[KMChechASS69r]

The Fleshlight is good, but what makes this a bit better is the automation.

Yeah buddy! I all about the hands free. I can bust one out and still eat lunch! Fuckin A!

 

[jakobeast]

Yeah buddy! I all about the hands free. I can bust one out and still eat lunch! Fuckin A!

The only issue I see, is if this is indeed a doctors tool for extracting baby batter for artificial insemination or what have you, how does it get cleaned and sanitized?

 

[KMChechASS69r]

The only issue I see, is if this is indeed a doctors tool for extracting baby batter for artificial insemination or what have you, how does it get cleaned and sanitized?

Ooh, uh, yeah, that's a very good point. I wonder if it has some sort of disposable "sleeve" that can be change after each use.



Hah, Maybe they give you yer own insert that you bring with you on return visits.