If You Were Allowed to Punch One Person in the Face, Every Day...

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How would this go. Sort of like the Purge, but not really. Once a day, you can punch anyone you want in the face, once... No punitive action taken if you happen to kill the sorry bastard whomst you punched.

Guy cuts you off in traffic? punch him in the face

Teacher gets bullied by a student? haymaker to the pie hole of the student!


Also please keep in mind that your actions could result in YOU getting punched in the face.


I think this would be a fantastic addition to American society.
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Today, I would have punched this guy who didnt stop for a school bus. He would be in pain.
 

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The guy who sat in my seat today on my commute. What a jerk. I sit in that seat every day guy, CMON
 

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The guy who sat in my seat today on my commute. What a jerk. I sit in that seat every day guy, CMON

If you got to punch him, he would think twice before ever sitting in your seat again. Problem solved!
 

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i would have literally punched the shit out of MarylandBear111 today.
 

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i would have literally punched the shit out of MarylandBear111 today.

And you'd limp back to whatever hole you crawled out of son.
 

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I would have to move to London so I could punch the Queen of England everyday until she dies. I'm thinking after about 3 or 4 days she gone.
 

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I would have to move to London so I could punch the Queen of England everyday until she dies. I'm thinking after about 3 or 4 days she gone.

Might be dead already. They just wait for specific days to announce certain events. Or the elite do blood doping as well,to live so long.
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And you'd limp back to whatever hole you crawled out of son.

Man i am 8'11 400 pounds of hardened man steel, id crush you with a pinky booger flick

also, is this a thread about punching people in the face, which i replied to. OR are you going to turn it into a personal about you kind of thing.
 

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Man i am 8'11 400 pounds of hardened man steel, id crush you with a pinky booger flick

also, is this a thread about punching people in the face, which i replied to. OR are you going to turn it into a personal about you kind of thing.



This is indeed a thread about punching people in the face.

Now we can handle this like some gentlemen or we can get into some motherfucking gangsta shit.
 

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How would this go. Sort of like the Purge, but not really. Once a day, you can punch anyone you want in the face, once... No punitive action taken if you happen to kill the sorry bastard whomst you punched.

Guy cuts you off in traffic? punch him in the face

Teacher gets bullied by a student? haymaker to the pie hole of the student!


Also please keep in mind that your actions could result in YOU getting punched in the face.


I think this would be a fantastic addition to American society.
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What do you mean "would be"?
 

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What do you mean "would be"?

What do you mean "would be"?
I thought it was a easy read, no?

If we were allowed to uppercut one person once a day without consequence from a lawsuit or jail time, it "would be" fantastic.

Disclaimer- America currently doesn't function with this behavior.
 

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I would have to move to London so I could punch the Queen of England everyday until she dies. I'm thinking after about 3 or 4 days she gone.
Her Majesty is a wonderful lady.
 

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This is indeed a thread about punching people in the face.

Now we can handle this like some gentlemen or we can get into some motherfucking gangsta shit.

I take it i hurt your pussy because i chose to punch you in the face today. Its my choice right? You chose to punch a guy who didnt stop for a bus. Im sure that guy would have probably fucked you up too.

Gangsta shit? Like the Girl Scouts? Are you trying to earn some sort of community service badge?
 

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I wouldn't punch any of you. I love you all! In a platonic, legal age, heterosexual kind of way
 

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