I'm too hot

[Omeletpants]

So, I'm at the Dunkin Donuts and waiting to go through the drive-thru line. Woman arrives just before me smile and turns in. I place my order and the cashier says the woman in front of me paid for my order. Yeah, she wanted me, but I can't just go off with every woman that tries to buy my body.

 

[Urblock]

Maybe she felt sorry for the homeless looking guy.

 

[Omeletpants]

Maybe she want to do the funky monkey with the Egg Man?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Maybe she was a dyke and thought you were a *****.

 

[Tater]

That must be the new "pity pay" thing I've heard about.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Its called an act of kindness. You're suppose to pass it along.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Its called an act of kindness. You're suppose to pass it along.

It's a dyke thing. AMIRITE?

 

[bamainatlanta]

They let you out of the assisted living community's property?

 

[Omeletpants]

That must be the new "pity pay" thing I've heard about.

That's like a joke!!!!!

 

[ruprecht]

They let you out of the assisted living community's property?

Truth be told, his shift was about to start.

 

[SilenceS]

Boss

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

So, I'm at the Dunkin Donuts and waiting to go through the drive-thru line. Woman arrives just before me smile and turns in. I place my order and the cashier says the woman in front of me paid for my order. Yeah, she wanted me, but I can't just go off with every woman that tries to buy my body.

She figured that you're approaching the end of your cycle and you need every penny for your funeral plans.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

It's a dyke thing. AMIRITE?

It might be, I had one pay for my groceries the other day because I left my wallet in my car.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

It might be, I had one pay for my groceries the other day because I left my wallet in my car.

That's a fucking steal! You must be really hot then.

 

[Camden Cutler]

bunch of haters in here

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

That's a fucking steal! You must be really hot then.

Oh I'm not, but there are kind people out there.

 

[Desperado34]

Biggest laziest fattest pieces of shit are those who go in drive thrus and order bags worth of items.

One Time at portillos some guy got out of his car and started screaming at this moron in front of us who ordered like 5 bags worth of shit and made everyone wait 15 mins.

I gave him the thumbs up.

**** y'all who are that lazy


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[Omeletpants]

Biggest laziest fattest pieces of shit are those who go in drive thrus and order bags worth of items.

One Time at portillos some guy got out of his car and started screaming at this moron in front of us who ordered like 5 bags worth of shit and made everyone wait 15 mins.

I gave him the thumbs up.

**** y'all who are that lazy


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WTF does this have to do with my original post?

 

[Omeletpants]

I would yell at the clerk: "I don't come here cause it's good, I come here cause it's fast"

That's how you handle the clowns at Portillos

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Pops > Portillos