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number51

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Instant Maserati Mitch.
 

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It's almost impossible not to root for minshew. He's also been very impressive so far
 

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Da fire. Da passion. Da bears. Missed again. Seriously doh. It's impossible not to like this kid. Underdog his whole life. The things that make him successful are really hard to scout for. By all rights he has a pedestrian arm and is a pedestrian athlete coming from an a college offense that doesn't produce good pro prospects.
 

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Da fire. Da passion. Da bears. Missed again. Seriously doh. It's impossible not to like this kid. Underdog his whole life. The things that make him successful are really hard to scout for. By all rights he has a pedestrian arm and is a pedestrian athlete coming from an a college offense that doesn't produce good pro prospects.
While Mitchell was in the gym doing bicep work for his popcorn muscles Minshew was smashing his hand to get better at football. SMH
 

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I'll bet Minshue watches WWE and drinks Bud heavy
 

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On almost every conceivable level.

  1. Corny novelty coffee cup.
  2. Smile that is afraid to be a smile.
  3. Wearing Nagy's cheat sheet on his arm to a ****ing photo shoot.
  4. Still using hair mousse in 2019.

5. Looking like a porn extra with that stache
 

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Minshew, nice story, but for real ... he'll crater by game 7 or 8.
 

number51

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5. Looking like a porn extra with that stache

In high school I tried to grow a beard and in came in all patchy and not connected like Mitch's. I shaved it off immediately because even as a teen I knew I didn't want to go around looking like a bierdo. Mitch is a facial hair embarrassment.
 

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