IN MEMORIAM: Omeletpants - Captain Dickripper

[Chief Walking Stick]

In the heart of Elgin, Illinois, lived a successful businessman named Omeletpants, a die-hard Chicago Bears fan with a unique game day ritual. His journey began in 1984 when, fresh out of college, he landed a job at a local gym where he met Walter Payton. Walter took him under his wing, and their grueling early morning workouts instilled in Omeletpants lessons of discipline, dedication and dicklicking that he carried with him for life. These experiences forged a deep bond, highlighted by a poignant moment when Omeletpants consoled WaaWaah in a broom closet after the Super Bowl win, as Walter cried over feeling underused in the game.

Every game day, Omeletpants transformed his Elgin home into a shrine of blue and orange, adorned with Bears memorabilia. His ritual involved cooking smokey links and drinking a single can of Sprite, grounding him in the team's history and passion. One memorable Sunday, the Bears faced the Packers in a crucial game. Despite a rough first half, Omeletpants recalled Walter’s words, "It's not over until it's over. Keep pushing." With renewed hope, he watched the Bears rally to victory, leaping from his chair in triumph as the empty Sprite can clattered to the floor.

Through wins and losses, Omeletpants’s game day ritual remained unwavering. Each Sunday, he sat in his favorite armchair with smokey links and Sprite in hand, ready to cheer on his beloved team. Although he couldn't understand the trend of players like Caleb Williams painting their nails, preferring the old-school grit and determination of players like WaaWah, his love for the Bears persisted. His tradition, rooted in memories of Walter Payton, bound him to the team and kept the spirit of those early mornings and heartfelt moments alive.

Please join us in remembering one of the most iconic CCS poster 2 years after his IRL death.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Dicklickers

 

[Diehardfan]

In the heart of Elgin, Illinois, lived a successful businessman named Omeletpants, a die-hard Chicago Bears fan with a unique game day ritual. His journey began in 1984 when, fresh out of college, he landed a job at a local gym where he met Walter Payton. Walter took him under his wing, and their grueling early morning workouts instilled in Omeletpants lessons of discipline, dedication and dicklicking that he carried with him for life. These experiences forged a deep bond, highlighted by a poignant moment when Omeletpants consoled WaaWaah in a broom closet after the Super Bowl win, as Walter cried over feeling underused in the game.

Every game day, Omeletpants transformed his Elgin home into a shrine of blue and orange, adorned with Bears memorabilia. His ritual involved cooking smokey links and drinking a single can of Sprite, grounding him in the team's history and passion. One memorable Sunday, the Bears faced the Packers in a crucial game. Despite a rough first half, Omeletpants recalled Walter’s words, "It's not over until it's over. Keep pushing." With renewed hope, he watched the Bears rally to victory, leaping from his chair in triumph as the empty Sprite can clattered to the floor.

Through wins and losses, Omeletpants’s game day ritual remained unwavering. Each Sunday, he sat in his favorite armchair with smokey links and Sprite in hand, ready to cheer on his beloved team. Although he couldn't understand the trend of players like Caleb Williams painting their nails, preferring the old-school grit and determination of players like WaaWah, his love for the Bears persisted. His tradition, rooted in memories of Walter Payton, bound him to the team and kept the spirit of those early mornings and heartfelt moments alive.

Please join us in remembering one of the most iconic CCS posters 2 years after his IRL death.

There's a tear running down my cheek....

 

[iueyedoc]

His trade down clown Poles 2023 draft move rant thread would have been epic? It would have killed him if he weren't already dead.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

His trade down clown Poles 2023 draft move rant thread would have been epic? It would have killed him if he weren't already dead.

What about his thoughts on prancing nancy boy Caleb?

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Rest in cum og fecal five member. Must admit still a better shitty poster than @Warrior Spirit

 

[playthrough2001]

All of his stories about blowing Taco seemed inappropriate for a Bears message board.

Also, “not buying it.”

Please memorialize Rory next.

 

[FozzyBear]

MFer i never died.

Thanks for the late RIP of me decade long imposter though. he really had you with that fake self dox n garden gnomes n repeated dickripping. also, i never approved of his taco.

U forgot the small bag of chips. me stellar att sales career with me million dollar deals. me non leased audi. and for the record it was J-E-T-S jets jets jets you fucking clowns.

PS. i never told you about how walter let me drive his nissan 300zx

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

MFer i never died.

Thanks for the late RIP of me decade long imposter though. he really had you with that fake self dox n garden gnomes n repeated dickripping. also, i never approved of his taco.

U forgot the small bag of chips. me stellar att sales career with me million dollar deals. me non leased audi. and for the record it was J-E-T-S jets jets jets you fucking clowns.

PS. i never told you about how walter let me drive his nissan 300zx

What

 

[WestCoastBearsFan]

Walter? I thought it was Waaah Waaah?

 

[FozzyBear]

Walter? I thought it was Waaah Waaah?

actually, it was homie. or home slice. or you aint dat sweet dog.

 

[WestCoastBearsFan]

actually, it was homie. or home slice. or you aint dat sweet dog.

Very cool! Had no idea!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

All of his stories about blowing Taco seemed inappropriate for a Bears message board.

Also, “not buying it.”

Please memorialize Rory next.

Not purchasing it*

 

[FozzyBear]

Very cool! Had no idea!

If you were here during the transition from cbmb to ccs.. you would have seen the confrontation day one but the mods went with it n let it go down. but whatev.. me eggpants was a bit based on some realities n me friendship was legit

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

If you were here during the transition from cbmb to ccs.. you would have seen the confrontation day one but the mods went with it n let it go down. but whatev.. me eggpants was a bit based on some realities n me friendship was legit

Weren’t you the one that had a mental break down and posted porn in every thread until you were banned?

 

[FozzyBear]

Weren’t you the one that had a mental break down and posted porn in every thread until you were banned?

bro do you even ccs.

the internet is a strange place. some of these peeps just 2 alts 1 cuppin it.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Walter? I thought it was Waaah Waaah?

You didn't read my article I see. Hand over the vape pen.

 

[HeHateMe]

bro do you even ccs.

the internet is a strange place. some of these peeps just 2 alts 1 cuppin it.

Ommy was not your alt. What a weird clout chasing move this is.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

MFer i never died.

Thanks for the late RIP of me decade long imposter though. he really had you with that fake self dox n garden gnomes n repeated dickripping. also, i never approved of his taco.

U forgot the small bag of chips. me stellar att sales career with me million dollar deals. me non leased audi. and for the record it was J-E-T-S jets jets jets you fucking clowns.

PS. i never told you about how walter let me drive his nissan 300zx

Nice try, but I knew Bob IRL. Nice job trying fraud, Aussie loser.

 

[FozzyBear]

Ommy was not your alt. What a weird clout chasing move this is.

Nice try, but I knew Bob IRL. Nice job trying fraud, Aussie loser.

dis my kind of party now.

also i dont know why i quote both of you. you da same perp.

ppl here have suspected pants to not be da pants for a decade.. cause its true. it wasnt hehims

also okay then i wasnt OP. doesnt matter 2 me

but its funny, cause yall, aka u, been frauds for eva