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Interesting article about Supra:  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/06/newser-man-wants-to-marry-porn-filled-laptop/8761997/</p>


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Man wants to marry his porn-filled laptop
<div><span>Rob Quinn, Newser staff </span><span>2:35 p.m. EDT May 7, 2014</span></div>
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(NEWSER) – A Florida judge has tossed out a bizarre motion from a man who claimed he wanted to marry his "porn filled Apple computer."</p>


Chris Sevier attempted to intervene in a same-sex marriage case "on behalf of other minority sexual orientation groups," reports the Broward-Palm Beach New Times, which notes that the filing is "obviously an attempt to punk the legal system because he doesn't agree with *** marriage."</p>


Sevier claimed that after buying a laptop without porn filters, he became addicted to pornography, "fell in love" with his computer, and preferred "having sex with it over all other persons or things."</p>


If *** people "have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts," he said, "then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."</p>


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Sevier "has moved to intervene, apparently asserting he wishes to marry his computer," the judge wrote in a ruling dismissing the motion. "Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit."</p>


Sevier — who was banned from practicing law in Tennessee in 2011 due to "mental infirmity or illness" — has a history of weird lawsuits, Gawkernotes. He sued Apple for selling him the computer he now wants to marry, tried to sue A&E for suspending Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson, and is currently trying to intervene in Utah's ***-marriage debate on behalf of those who "prefer sex with inanimate objects and animals."</p>
 

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I see what you did there. Nice.</p>
 

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When I went to Ireland it was glorious... then when I went to northern Ireland I had to drink double to forget about the smoke.</p>
 

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Does Supra need the IHN Couch?</p>
 

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