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OAKDALE, Minn. (WCCO) – A Twin Cities high school student has been told that he will not be allowed to bring the porn star he recruited to be his date to prom.
 
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Smh.

Find a girl to take, hit it.... mission accomplished.

It's not that hard..
 
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zack54attack said:
Smh.

Find a girl to take, hit it.... mission accomplished.

It's not that hard..
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To be fair, the girls that were in "my league" are nothing compared to porn stars.

And most of the other girls just wanted to fight anyways.

Replay of Bulls/Pacers game 1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Senior prom.
 
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Two words -- (get up in) that butt.

I wish I would've filmed my senior prom. My God... what you young ruffians would learn. You wanna' know who I was like?

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Bam. I literally walked into a room and seventeen female crotches were all over my face.
 
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Good. prom is the most overrated thing ever.

I went to my senior prom(somehow) and I regret it. It was awful.

sucked in every way, shape, and form.
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It might not be so overrated if your date were a porn star.

You'd find different spots in the school to pee in her butt.
 
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I can imagine how awkward it was for him to tweet her back saying the school won't allow it.

But maybe he then said he'll fly her over and they could **** instead.
 
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Where have I heard this before?

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ORLY
 
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From what I heard today...she's flying there and if they can't go to prom...she'll rent a limo...take them out to eat and **** him.

Shit!

**** prom
 
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Looking on the internet, she seems to be pretty good at her job.
 
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Didn't go to prom either.

I went to the fall dance as a freshman with a senior though. :shifty:
 
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I went to a few proms, but never my own. :shrug:
 
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I just went to the after-parties for my Senior Prom. Don't regret skipping the actual prom 1 bit.
 
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I actually liked my prom...and the girl I went with. Had an awesome time, both there and at the after party. :dunno:
 
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onebud34 said:
From what I heard today...she's flying there and if they can't go to prom...she'll rent a limo...take them out to eat and **** him.

Shit!

**** prom
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That's...not a bad deal at all. I think for him that's probably better than prom...
 
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lol this guy asked like every porn star in the world it seems.
 
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