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Brace yourselves, and check yourselfs before you wreck yourselfs.
This shit is going to be cold. Like ass-blistering cold. Your balls might get shattered just because you chose to wear boxer shorts and dem bitches froze up and clanked too hard when you were speedwalking up the subway escalator just to warm up.
This shit is going to be so cold that you decide it's time white folks start stealing all the Mexican janitor/busboy/landscaper jobs...
In Mexico.
This winter going to be more frozen over than a Nun's poonanny.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I've never seen the Winter we are about to see. Time for ice.
This shit is going to be cold. Like ass-blistering cold. Your balls might get shattered just because you chose to wear boxer shorts and dem bitches froze up and clanked too hard when you were speedwalking up the subway escalator just to warm up.
This shit is going to be so cold that you decide it's time white folks start stealing all the Mexican janitor/busboy/landscaper jobs...
In Mexico.
This winter going to be more frozen over than a Nun's poonanny.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I've never seen the Winter we are about to see. Time for ice.
