Nothing in this world compares to the joy of reading a great book. Here are 10 books that NFL fans won't have the opportunity to sit down and read. Excuse the main graphic, Lofa Tatupu's English is still a bit off.
10.) "Relationships and You" by Terrell Owens
9.) "Urghgahewafkljfewa" by A Drunk Kyle Orton
8.) "Everybody poops but, I excrete gold" by Tom Brady
7.) "Kennel Training 101" by Michael Vick
6.) "Safety While Driving" by Dante Stallworth
5.) "Every Ending is a New Beginning" by Brett Favre
4.) "The 3am Waffle House Shuffle" by Javon Walker
3.) "Nose Candy" by Matt Jones
2.) "They are who we thought they were: Contemporary Philosophy" by Denny Green
1.) "Harry Potter and the Golden Plated Insulin Pump" by Jay Cutler
