Jesus Christ Files Lawsuit Against GOP For Slander

[klemmer]

It's on the internet- it MUST be true!



http://freewoodpost.com/2011/09/05/jesus-christ-files-lawsuit-against-gop-for-slander/

 

[dlrob315]

Is this the reprise to: Anything Gov. Rick Perry (Now the Abortion Thread!) (Now the thread about souls!)



You are going to get the same arguments!

 

[JOVE23]

I hope the defense attorney nails him on the cross



(too soon? Lawyer joke btw)

 

[klemmer]

Talk about taking the Lord's name in vain!

 

[BigPete]

Talk about taking the Lord's name in vain!

You are the one that put his name in the title of the thread! Now we are all damned by association, thanks Bob!!!!!! Doo doo head

 

[klemmer]

You are the one that put his name in the title of the thread! Now we are all damned by association, thanks Bob!!!!!! Doo doo head

It was the headline on the web page!

 

[BigPete]

It was the headline on the web page!

Explain that to 'HIM' when he calls you to talk about it!

 

[klemmer]

Explain that to 'HIM' when he calls you to talk about it!

I'll just drop ER's name. He'll vouch for me.

 

[BigPete]

If not, I'm sure the Reverand Al will.

 

[R K]

Rev Al is going to hell for the sins of his scum bag uncle!

 

[dlrob315]

I am not biting!

 

[BigPete]

I am not biting!

But doesn't 'HE' command that you spread the gospel?

 

[dlrob315]

Some will be sucked into the debate (not me today) and some will debate for sport (you guys).

 

[JOVE23]

And all will laugh at the tasteless funny I made.

 

[CLWolf81]

If this were real, I wonder how the SCOTUS would judge this case, especially considering the laws separating Church and State, but that's a conversation for another time... I'm guessing the Perry thread is good for that?



Nevertheless, for this not being an Onion article, it made me giggle.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Love this statement in the comments to the article:



"I don't have enough faith to be an atheist."

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

My guess is that Jesus is going to drop the lawsuit and sacrifice himself for the GOP's sins.

 

[BigPete]

I thought HE already did that. Isn't that why they go to church five times a day, to thank HIM?

 

[otunj20]

One of my favorite Onion articles of all time

http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ-converts-to-islam,754/