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[CRM 114]

Hello,

We are currently looking to hire a Boomer technical advisor for helping clear up details in older movies on the ongoing CRM Ruins Movies series.

Expectations:

Provide expertise on the going ons of the 20th Century

Other tasks as assingned

Skills Desired:

Boomer or Gen Xer

Ability to use the PM system

Light to moderate typing

Ability to read

Ability to work with little to no benefits

Desire to be a team player

Strong communication skills

Benefits:

Flexible work schedule

Ability to work from home

An opportunity to take part in the movie selection process

Great company culture

If this sounds like something that interests please send me your resume to my PM box so that my hiring manager may review your qualifications to determine if you would be the right fit for this once in a lifetime opportunity

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Applied, and reported.

 

[CRM 114]

Applied, and reported.

I’m not seeing your application. Please try and resubmit so that my hiring manager may review it

Thanks

 

[Penny Traitor]

I don't know how I missed the "Home Alone" thread until just now, but I very much enjoyed it and hope there is more for me to participate in.

I cannot formally apply for the position in question as it would be a conflict of interest with my current position, but I do wish the OP the best in whatever the heck this is.

See you at the movies!

-Vu

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Not old enough

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

@truthbedamned is 65% qualified

 

[JimAKABlkhwks918]

When do I get paid?

 

[truthbedamned]

@truthbedamned is 65% qualified

I have absolutely no idea what job you are even talking about since I must have the OP on ignore. But I am guessing coming from you it was a slam of some sort.

 

[CRM 114]

When do I get paid?

Have you applied?

 

[CRM 114]

@truthbedamned is 65% qualified

Unfortunately, having me on ignore would make one not a good fit for this position

CC: @truthbedamned

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Hello,

We are currently looking to hire a Boomer technical advisor for helping clear up details in older movies on the ongoing CRM Ruins Movies series.

Expectations:

Provide expertise on the going ons of the 20th Century

Other tasks as assingned

Skills Desired:

Boomer or Gen Xer

Ability to use the PM system

Light to moderate typing

Ability to read

Ability to work with little to no benefits

Desire to be a team player

Strong communication skills

Benefits:

Flexible work schedule

Ability to work from home

An opportunity to take part in the movie selection process

Great company culture

If this sounds like something that interests please send me your resume to my PM box so that my hiring manager may review your qualifications to determine if you would be the right fit for this once in a lifetime opportunity

@truthbedamned

 

[CRM 114]

@truthbedamned

Thanks

 

[truthbedamned]

@truthbedamned

I wouldn't make it 15 minutes with Tribar before I hung him upside down from a balcony.
Definitely not qualified. Licensed shrink won't even take that job. Not even his parents I imagine.