Joe Sakic can do ANYTHING

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Too bad he is shitty with a snow blower.



Golf is so fucking strange. I always wonder why it is games that have been adopted by the "well to do" always consist of such simplistic ideas. Lets see how many swings of a club it takes to put a ball in a hole.



Don't get me wrong I like playing golf. I just find it to be such a strange game because it is held so dear to social and class structures. At the heart of it....it's a really boring fucking game....and I really question why I do enjoy playing it.



NICE HOLE IN ONE JOE!!!
 

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I love to play golf. SAMESIES I think it is the mental & physical challenge... you hit a great shot and all you want to do is replicate that feeling. Then you are completely humbled on the next hole. And it's easy to have a beer while you play.
 

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If you love golf so much BESTIES...then why don't you marry it!!!!!??????



You gotta admit though...it's a really fucking dumb ass sport when you look at it. I guess all sports are sort of stupid looking.



Hockey...people moving around on ice with blades attached to their shoes...hitting this hard rubber saucer thingamajig with a stick trying to get it into a net where one person tries to stop it from happening....makes no fucking sense.



Basketball..bunch of people trying to put a ball in a hole that is above their heads...so fucking stupid it makes me sick.



Stupidest one of all? One might guess Baseball. NOT EVEN GLENN CLOSE!!!



FOOTBALL!!!. A bunch of guys trying to get a ball past a line. And once you do get the ball past the line you don't get one point...oh no..you don't get 2 points..nope.. 3 points you might ask? NO!!..How's about 4 or 5 points? NO FUCKING DEAL WAYNE BRADY!!!you get 6 fucking points!!! WHY DO YOU GET 6 FUCKING POINTS!?!?!?! And wait!!!...there is more!!! After you get the ball across the line you are allowed to try and get an extra point if you can have one of your players kick the fucking ball through 2 upright poles.??? WHAT THE ****!!?? And get this....you can actually kick the ball through those poles before you put the ball past the line. And you get 3 points if you do this. WHAT THE ****!?!?!?!?!?! Why do you get 1 point for kicking the ball through the poles after putting the ball across the line but get more points if you kick the ball through the poles if you don't put the ball across the line first? AND WAIT!!!!!!!........Just for shits and giggles hanna barbara.....after you put the ball across the line you can also option to try and put the ball across the line again...BUT...THIS TIME YOU ONLY GET 2 FUCKING POINTS FOR DOING IT!!!!



Complete bullshit jack sprat. Get your fat oooooot of my face.



The only sports that make any sense when you first look at them are lumberjack competitions, boxing and maybe bowling. That's it!!! Every other sport is stupid looking.
 

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Did your neighbor burn all his weed again in a gigantic fire? That Vancouver air...
 

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I am gunna burn your weedy looking hair and make that a sport!!!



4 points if you kick a ball through 2 poles afterwards.
 

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If you love golf so much BESTIES...then why don't you marry it!!!!!??????



You gotta admit though...it's a really fucking dumb ass sport when you look at it. I guess all sports are sort of stupid looking.



Hockey...people moving around on ice with blades attached to their shoes...hitting this hard rubber saucer thingamajig with a stick trying to get it into a net where one person tries to stop it from happening....makes no fucking sense.



Basketball..bunch of people trying to put a ball in a hole that is above their heads...so fucking stupid it makes me sick.



Stupidest one of all? One might guess Baseball. NOT EVEN GLENN CLOSE!!!



FOOTBALL!!!. A bunch of guys trying to get a ball past a line. And once you do get the ball past the line you don't get one point...oh no..you don't get 2 points..nope.. 3 points you might ask? NO!!..How's about 4 or 5 points? NO FUCKING DEAL WAYNE BRADY!!!you get 6 fucking points!!! WHY DO YOU GET 6 FUCKING POINTS!?!?!?! And wait!!!...there is more!!! After you get the ball across the line you are allowed to try and get an extra point if you can have one of your players kick the fucking ball through 2 upright poles.??? WHAT THE ****!!?? And get this....you can actually kick the ball through those poles before you put the ball past the line. And you get 3 points if you do this. WHAT THE ****!?!?!?!?!?! Why do you get 1 point for kicking the ball through the poles after putting the ball across the line but get more points if you kick the ball through the poles if you don't put the ball across the line first? AND WAIT!!!!!!!........Just for shits and giggles hanna barbara.....after you put the ball across the line you can also option to try and put the ball across the line again...BUT...THIS TIME YOU ONLY GET 2 FUCKING POINTS FOR DOING IT!!!!



Complete bullshit jack sprat. Get your fat oooooot of my face.



The only sports that make any sense when you first look at them are lumberjack competitions, boxing and maybe bowling. That's it!!! Every other sport is stupid looking.



Yeah and yet football is the most popular sport there is. For one reason people like watching other people beat the crap out of each other. Not sure why but they do.
 

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Does he get to keep it or was it for charity?
 

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Does he get to keep it or was it for charity?

I don't know for sure but I have to imagine it goes to charity. Joe has a buttload of money.
 

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Some people think they never have enough.

Your right bri. I don't know much about Joe I don't know if he is a good guy or not. But you would think public pressure would make him give it to charity.
 

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Half goes to Livestrong. I would assume Sakic would give the other half to a charity of his choosing.
 

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