Just Caught A Horse

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On the way back from picking my wife up for lunch we see a horse walking down the road. My neighbor was behind us and the 2 of us caught the big guy. The owner showed up and all was good. I see this horse most days and it would have sucked if something happened to him. He's a buckskin Quarter Horse.
 

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You're lucky you didn't get donkey kicked in the nuts.

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pics or it didn't happen or you are a fucktard that doesn't have your cell phone on you to help people/animals in distress.
 

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Long time ago, I caught a horse in Palma de Mallorca after another person fell off it. I received no accolades for this heroic act. That's all I'll say on the matter.
 

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I really did catch a horse today. Keep it up and I may have to self ban. I don't know if I can be part of such a mean MB.
 

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On the way back from picking my wife up for lunch we see a horse walking down the road. My neighbor was behind us and the 2 of us caught the big guy. The owner showed up and all was good. I see this horse most days and it would have sucked if something happened to him. He's a buckskin Quarter Horse.

A slow braise with classic chili seasonings could probably could salvage the situation...
 

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Are we just gonna "troll" desp in this thread or..? I thought we were past that guise...
 

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Long time ago, I caught a horse in Palma de Mallorca after another person fell off it. I received no accolades for this heroic act. That's all I'll say on the matter.

If I witnessed this heroic act, I would have given you a medal at least.
 

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pics or it didn't happen or you are a fucktard that doesn't have your cell phone on you to help people/animals in distress.
Yup, I'm a little suspicious of this so called "lost horse" story. It's 2015 and you would think everyone has a camera on their phone by now, but there is no picture. I'm a little skeptical. You might be able to sell this on the Lesbian Tree Hugger forum but not here
 

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I was a little busy trying to catch a horse and avoid getting hit by a car. BB told me to stay away from lesbians.
 

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I was a little busy trying to catch a horse and avoid getting hit by a car. BB told me to stay away from lesbians.

Solid advice. You might catch the lesbo if you stand too close. And not the good lesbo, the chain wallet kind :nervous:
 

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I was a little busy trying to catch a horse and avoid getting hit by a car. BB told me to stay away from lesbians.

No pics AFTER you caught the horse? Not even one of you and your helper bumping fists and brohugging?

I'm with Omelet here, this is a little far-fetched.
 

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Bros calm down....I can say definitively that Urblock did rescue this horse.... I have GPS and spy satellites on him 24/7 for insurance purposes... of course the horse was running from the barn Urblock blew up with his nuclear powered jetpack, but that is besides the point.
 

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No pics AFTER you caught the horse? Not even one of you and your helper bumping fists and brohugging?

I'm with Omelet here, this is a little far-fetched.
He's trying to sell us a pile of horse manure
 

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