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So it is dusk, doorbell wont stop ringing, wife is breastfeeding and i tell them to scram. Come back, selling tribune subs for the basketball/scholarship/charity. Dude is like 17 and has a neck tattoo and wants to come in to my home. Steps up, not welcome and i shove him back, lift up my shirt to reveal my aweome paunch/ruger 357 and say i get my tribupdates from ole 69. Politely ask him to **** off. Is someine gonna die tonight?

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So it is dusk, doorbell wont stop ringing, wife is breastfeeding and i tell them to scram. Come back, selling tribune subs for the basketball/scholarship/charity. Dude is like 17 and has a neck tattoo and wants to come in to my home. Steps up, not welcome and i shove him back, lift up my shirt to reveal my aweome paunch/ruger 357 and say i get my tribupdates from ole 69. Politely ask him to **** off. Is someine gonna die tonight?

Itt= regulating



Probably a crook. Good thing you were strapped. Something similar happened to my wife once. My wife was on the phone with my sister in law who was heading over to our house. The door rang and a big tall guy started talking about some finance and insurance stuff and said he needed to come in. He was starting to step in when my wife told my sister in law the guy was a creep (she was parked across the street by now). He looked back and asked my wife if she was talking to the the person across the street, wife answered yes, and he left. I told my wife never to answer the fucking door again unless she knows who it is.
 

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Agreed, but its more idiotic than funny..

You're close enough to shove, but I'm going to show you a weapon...real smart.

It's called flexing a piece.

Called the cops on this guy when I saw him making rounds this morning, turns out dude was NOT legit.

These guys do this to case homes for robbing them later. FML, I feel like I live in the ghetto now.
 

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It's called flexing a piece.

Called the cops on this guy when I saw him making rounds this morning, turns out dude was NOT legit.

These guys do this to case homes for robbing them later. FML, I feel like I live in the ghetto now.

Should've just blasted his punk ass. Now him and his crew will be back in a month.

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