Kane hopes Stanley Cup helps him with the ladies

[ChicagoBreakingSports]

Staff report

Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville wasn't kidding when he said his players weren't ready to apply the brakes to their Stanley Cup party train, which appears to be going full steam on the West Coast.

TMZ.com video shows the players hitting up a Hollywood club after Monday's appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."

Asked if he was going to get the girls with the Stanley Cup, a hoarse Patrick Kane replied, "I better."

Meanwhile, they don't call Jonathan Toews "Captain Serious" for nothing. He's all business here.




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[Capt. Serious]

Tazer seems like a guy who would never get married.

 

[derosabomb]

Tazer seems like a guy who would never get married.

i dont know. he kind of seems to me like the guy that will be married at 25 and have kids by 28. if he really is captain serious he has to be serious about passing his genes on.

 

[derosabomb]

tbo sucks by the way.

 

[Savoir_Faire_18]

That cup may be what saves Kane. Cause that mullet sure doesn't.

I'm a fan of it... women are not.

 

[N3]

That mullet is probably the greatest thing to ever grace an Ice arena.

 

[Capt. Serious]

Kaner said he's getting a haircut.

 

[DMelt36]

That mullet is probably the greatest thing to ever grace an Ice arena.

Al Iafrate may disagree with you.

 

[chrisjuniper]

i dont know. he kind of seems to me like the guy that will be married at 25 and have kids by 28. if he really is captain serious he has to be serious about passing his genes on.

we should buy the rights to toews first 2 sons.

 

[BigP50]

Kane doesn't need the Cup. I went to a signing of his and women flock around him like sharks on blood.

 

[DTTCyrax]

Kaner said he's getting a haircut.

R.I.P. Mullet of Wonders

 

[chrisjuniper]

R.I.P. Mullet of Wonders

thank god i got my mullet shirt! ittl be back next playoffs.

 

[STEAL]

2 things I learned from this video:

1) Patrick Kane can be a douchebag and doesn't like to make eye contact.
2) The Blackhawks party at a club with some very unattractive moose from Canada.

p.s. What is the plural for moose?

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

^ the plural for moose is also moose. it has something to do with the american indians that named these animals, but didn't distinguish between singular and plural in their language.

 

[X]

^ the plural for moose is also moose. it has something to do with the american indians that named these animals, but didn't distinguish between singular and plural in their language.

<3 History!

 

[X]

2 things I learned from this video:

1) Patrick Kane can be a douchebag and doesn't like to make eye contact.
2) The Blackhawks party at a club with some very unattractive moose from Canada.

p.s. What is the plural for moose?

Sounds like some early-20s group of guys with new-found fame to me - hah

 

[derosabomb]

2 things I learned from this video:

1) Patrick Kane can be a douchebag and doesn't like to make eye contact.
2) The Blackhawks party at a club with some very unattractive moose from Canada.

p.s. What is the plural for moose?

i think you got all wrong steal.

1) The dude recording the video is the ****** and thats why kaner doesnt want to look at him.
2) that moose ***** was leaving as the hawks were arriving.

p.s. moose is both singular and plural

 

[GrinderBall41]

Im 100% sure than Kane is a ******. Phenomenal hockey player, and I love him very much, but Im sure I would not want to have a conversation with him.

 

[tbo41fan]

tbo sucks by the way.

That mullet is probably the greatest thing to ever grace an Ice arena.

this x100

i think you got all wrong steal.

1) The dude recording the video is the ****** and thats why kaner doesnt want to look at him.
2) that moose ***** was leaving as the hawks were arriving.

p.s. moose is both singular and plural

shut up

Im 100% sure than Kane is a ******. Phenomenal hockey player, and I love him very much, but Im sure I would not want to have a conversation with him.

agree 100%...he oozes douchebagness

 

[Capt. Serious]

2 things I learned from this video:

1) Patrick Kane can be a douchebag and doesn't like to make eye contact.
2) The Blackhawks party at a club with some very unattractive moose from Canada.

p.s. What is the plural for moose?

Yeah...no.