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so i just watched my 1.5 year old son take 24 markers out of a box, take the caps off, put them back on, and then put them all back into the box. wtf is that all about?


This thread is for the cray cray stuff our childrens do.
 
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Spartan said:
Cago said kids don't start thinking until they're 3 years old. That's why your 1.5 year old does these things.
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Does cago even have kids? Also, how's your boy doing?
 
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Does cago even have kids? Also, how's your boy doing?
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They're both good.

Was reading a thread last night with Packer Fan and Ole going back and forth and that's where cago put in his 2 cents about kids not thinking til they're 3. Thought that was funny.
 
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Spartan said:
They're both good.

Was reading a thread last night with Packer Fan and Ole going back and forth and that's where cago put in his 2 cents about kids not thinking til they're 3. Thought that was funny.
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Good to hear. My boy isnt speaking sentences yet, so he's behind where my girl was at, but he walked sooner, so i guess that's typical. Much more mama seperation anxiety than the first one. Hope he doesnt turn out to be a cutler, all i can ask.
 
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You let your 1.5 y/o take the caps off of 24 markers at once? That shit sounds panic inducing.
 
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botfly10 said:
You let your 1.5 y/o take the caps off of 24 markers at once? That shit sounds panic inducing.
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Good to hear. My boy isnt speaking sentences yet, so he's behind where my girl was at, but he walked sooner, so i guess that's typical. Much more mama seperation anxiety than the first one. Hope he doesnt turn out to be a cutler, all i can ask.
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*fingers crossed*

My kids did crazy stuff at that age too. I grew immune to it and was just worried about them hurting themselves. This one thing with my oldest daughter still haunts me. It was about 12 years ago when she was just a bit over 1 year old. I was home a lone with her and we were sitting on the couch. She ended up sitting up on the arm of it and I just knew she was going to fall off backwards. I wanted to grab her quickly but I wasn't quite close enough to do it and didn't want to startle her and make her fall so I tried to edge myself closer slowly. The plan didn't work. She fell backwards right on to her head. The shrieking crying followed. I quickly gave her the, now famous, healing hug. It worked and the crying stopped almost immediately.

When the wife came home she asked about the bump on our daughter's head and I just blew it off saying who knows how these things happen. Judging from the size of the bump I'd say it happened a couple days ago when you were watching her. You really need to pay more attention to her at this age. She bought it and I was in the clear cause my daughter couldn't talk yet so she couldn't say what really happened.

There's been lots of little accidents with my kids since. Some I managed to prevent and others I could not but for some reason this is the one incident that has stuck with me through the years. It's been replayed in my mind, in slow motion, over and over through the years. Been my damn Ground Hog Day
 
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Spartan said:
*fingers crossed*

My kids did crazy stuff at that age too. I grew immune to it and was just worried about them hurting themselves. This one thing with my oldest daughter still haunts me. It was about 12 years ago when she was just a bit over 1 year old. I was home a lone with her and we were sitting on the couch. She ended up sitting up on the arm of it and I just knew she was going to fall off backwards. I wanted to grab her quickly but I wasn't quite close enough to do it and didn't want to startle her and make her fall so I tried to edge myself closer slowly. The plan didn't work. She fell backwards right on to her head. The shrieking crying followed. I quickly gave her the, now famous, healing hug. It worked and the crying stopped almost immediately.

When the wife came home she asked about the bump on our daughter's head and I just blew it off saying who knows how these things happen. Judging from the size of the bump I'd say it happened a couple days ago when you were watching her. You really need to pay more attention to her at this age. She bought it and I was in the clear cause my daughter couldn't talk yet so she couldn't say what really happened.

There's been lots of little accidents with my kids since. Some I managed to prevent and others I could not but for some reason this is the one incident that has stuck with me through the years. It's been replayed in my mind, in slow motion, over and over through the years. Been my damn Ground Hog Day
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Nice.

My girl was reckless but seemed to have her senses about. My boy, even more self aware and cautious went to the er twice, with no after effect and cost me 7 grand. Might have been a third trip when he picked up a half dead squirrel (wtf) by the tail when he got out to the back yard for 45 seconds unobserved, but he didnt get bitten. Kid has a deathwish or was hungry i guess.
 
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I was expecting this thread to be more like this

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Trippin? Was he sniffing those markers?
 
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It's normal HHM, my kids do something crazy weekly that I tell the guys about over in chatzy. Where Fisch asks me if the house is a zoo. All 3 of my kids at one time, have colored on probably every wall in the house. Hell my 2 yr old attempted to write his name on the front door in crayons, when we were outside cleaning the porch. Wife was pretty pissed about it when she came home from work.
 
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We have always had tons of pets, all kinds. All our friends family and neighbors had pets. So my daughter is about 3 or 4 we are going to visit my wives co-workers that live in a very nice Lake Shore Drive condo. We introduce my kid to the DINK (double income no kids) couple and the kid asks "where is your dog?" they say "we don't have a dog" my kid looks around and asks "where is your cat" "no cat" "what kind of animals do you have?" "we don't have any animals". My kid looks up at me with the greatest WTF look I have ever seen, she was polite enough to not say anything else but these petless freaks had my kid spooked big time. It was an early evening, and we never went back.
 
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Don't knock the "DINK" lifestyle. Its pretty amazing, if somewhat self-absorbed.

Oh, and sparty, I think I need one of those healing hugs.

#healinghugs
 
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I have a couple good ones from my step daughter.

My g/f had surgery on her shoulder and was going through massage therapy. Her daughter asked if she could give her mom a massage too and g/f said of course. She went into another room and came back with a kleenex in one hand. We asked what the kleenex was for and her response was, "I'm going to give mommy a deep tissue massage".

When she was about 7 she was the clumsiest thing on the planet. She always waits until the absolute last second possible to go to the bathroom and I've seen her almost take some nasty diggers into furniture because she is sprinting to the bathroom
 
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botfly10 said:
Don't knock the "DINK" lifestyle. Its pretty amazing, if somewhat self-absorbed.

Oh, and sparty, I think I need one of those healing hugs.

#healinghugs
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Married in '81 parents in '91. Ten years a DINK.

It was an awesome time. I was dragged into parenthood kicking and screaming. Turned out to be the best years of my life.
 
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