Lake Zurich High School

[Gustavus Adolphus]

In a bit of trouble...

http://deadspin.com/lawsuit-high-school-coaches-admin-allowed-players-to-1791884040

 

[Omeletpants]

Didn't Scoot go to Lake Zurich HS?

 

[Scoot26]

Didn't Scoot go to Lake Zurich HS?

Not even close Mr. Bannon.

 

[number51]

Initiation rituals are an important part of the coming of age process, critical to a young mans transition to adulthood. If they outlaw these essential rites of passage it will only contribute to the pusssification of America.



Plus, they teabagged those guys, classic completely straight prank! Broom handle in the anus, heterosexual comedy gold!

 

[Tater]

How many Urine-gates do we need?

 

[DC]

Revenge of the nerds? Seriously who the **** are those coaches?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

That it is spread throughout two other sports, and I'm sure more, the IHSA should not allow their athletic department to compete next year.

 

[Raskolnikov]

Mom: "How was school today sweety?"

Son: "meh. Alright. It was my turn to get peed on by the team, and you wouldn't believe it, but then I drew 'asshole of the week' too, had to suck Timmy off before they probed me with broomsticks and tea bagged me over and over until coach walked in and said "knock that off its 4:30"...same old same old". How was work, they still gang banging you for free caffeteria lunches?"

 

[Raskolnikov]

That it is spread throughout two other sports, and I'm sure more, the IHSA should not allow their athletic department to compete next year.

Hard to keep fun shit from spreading...probelm is in that expectation you could eradicate Sun Tea parties and

 

[BearFanJohn]

Just interviewed the attorney for (I think two) of the abused kids. This could get ugly. Perhaps the best punishment for those guilty of allowing it is to have the same things done to them!

 

[airtime143]

When the child’s parents spoke with then-assistant coach and dean of students Chad Beaver, the Lake Zurich employee is reported to have told them the incident was “not a big deal.” Adding that players peeing on each other “happens all the time” and saying, “even I got peed on in high school.”



That would certainly set my mind at ease if that happened to my kid- that is JUST what I would want to hear.
GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE!

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Hard to believe the coaches were on board and thought this stuff was ok, and the players thinking it was cool or whatever they thought.

I played HS football in a big program we had none of that and we were pretty crazy. Towel fights in the locker room, we once tricked a team mate (played tackle 6'4" 250) that nicknamed himself Bubba T into spraying tough skin on his nuts for jock itch.... LOL

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Not going to lie, towel fights sounds ***.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Not going to lie, towel fights sounds ***.

A small handful of guys that were always trying to sneak up on each other and catch a guy off guard with a stinging snap.

 

[DMelt36]

I do not understand the fascination that so many high school athletes have with shoving things up other teammates' asses.