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[Nail Polish]

This is actually pretty funny


How was your day, Mohammad?

Mohammad, an 8 year old boy,
> > entered his classroom on the first day of
> > school.
> > "What's your name?", asked the teacher.
> >
> > "Mohammad," he replied
> >
> > "You're in Ireland now," replied
> > the teacher. "So from now on you will be
> > known as Frank."
> >
> > Mohammad returned home after school.
> >
> > "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
> >
> > "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and
> > now my name is Frank."

> > "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to
> > dishonor your
> > parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on
> > you!" And his mother beat him.
> > Then she called his father, told him and he beat him again.
> >
> > The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher
> > saw all of his
> > bruises.
> >
> > "What happened to you, Frank?", she asked.
> >
> > "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was
> > attacked by two fucking Arabs.
> >

 

[Sunbiz1]

Harleys v. Women

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God". St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God,


"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"



God said, "Ah, yes."



"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.



Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

 

[botfly10]

The chain email is the last bastion of openly blatant racism.