Let me tell you a story

[Omeletpants]

This thread is for any random story you may have. Here is mine:

When I was a kid playing baseball there was this goofy mexican kid. We let him play with us but none of knew his name so we called him Taco. Well, Taco was crazy fast but he was goofy. I'm catching and Taco is the runner at second. Batter hits a single and taco charges to home plate. Taco starts his slide just as I get the ball. Unfortunately for Taco his slide ends and he is still 7 feet from home plate. We everyone laughed and laughed and then we stopped and then laughed some more

Pretty good story for my 4500 post?

 

[ijustposthere]

I only thanked you for posting in the correct forum.

 

[malcore]

This thread is for any random story you may have. Here is mine:

When I was a kid playing baseball there was this goofy mexican kid. We let him play with us but none of knew his name so we called him Taco. Well, Taco was crazy fast but he was goofy. I'm catching and Taco is the runner at second. Batter hits a single and taco charges to home plate. Taco starts his slide just as I get the ball. Unfortunately for Taco his slide ends and he is still 7 feet from home plate. We everyone laughed and laughed and then we stopped and then laughed some more

Pretty good story for my 4500 post?

for fistersch


edit - lol fisch

 

[Crystallas]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed...

 

[clonetrooper264]

I fell like this is an appropriate comment: cool story bro

 

[nwfisch]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed...

What about a boy named Sue?

 

[Gravis]

 

[Omeletpants]

So, you all think what Taco did was acceptable?

 

[Dogstar]

No, I just think one guy telling bad stories is enough.

 

[Omeletpants]

No, I just think one guy telling bad stories is enough.

What? It's a great story. We laughed and laughed then we stopped and laughed some more

 

[Packer Fan]

Was Taco safe? Was there a run down?

 

[MrsRexGrossman]

Was Taco safe? Was there a run down?

Packer fan!!!!

 

[Shawon0Meter]

my turn for a story:

When I was about 16, we were trying to get enough people together to play football. Me and another guy went over to our friend's house to see if he wanted to come with. He didn't answer the door but we knew he was home so we pulled the car right up to his bedroom window and I stood on the hood and looked in his window. He was....wearing a dress and jacking off. I knocked on the window and he quit whacking it and flipped me off.

So obviously we gave him shit about it all through high school and he denied it even though he knew he was busted.

We didn't talk as much after high school because he moved away but we met up while he was back in town one day and in the middle of nostalgic conversation I'm just like "sooo just to be sure, when I knocked on your window that one day, you were doing what I thought you were doing right" and he's just like "yeaaaaah, I was".

 

[Omeletpants]

my turn for a story:

When I was about 16, we were trying to get enough people together to play football. Me and another guy went over to our friend's house to see if he wanted to come with. He didn't answer the door but we knew he was home so we pulled the car right up to his bedroom window and I stood on the hood and looked in his window. He was....wearing a dress and jacking off. I knocked on the window and he quit whacking it and flipped me off.

So obviously we gave him shit about it all through high school and he denied it even though he knew he was busted.

We didn't talk as much after high school because he moved away but we met up while he was back in town one day and in the middle of nostalgic conversation I'm just like "sooo just to be sure, when I knocked on your window that one day, you were doing what I thought you were doing right" and he's just like "yeaaaaah, I was".

That's a heartwarming story

 

[Urblock]

Any gravy or sauce in this story?

 

[Cerebral]

When my brother and I were 12/13 our older sister lived with us with her boyfriend and son. One day my sister, let's just call her Amy called and wanted to know if she had a specific tape in her movie collection I went to her room and found the tape and told her yes you have it. When she hung up, I went up to my brother and told him that when I went through her movie collection I found what I thought was a porn movie. So I grabbed it and put it in the VCR. My greedy brother wanted to be the first to watch it cause he was the oldest and made mw watch the door to make sure my mom wasn't coming. As he put the tape in this were his exact words "Amy? ... OH MY GOD"

 

[remydat]

This thread is for any random story you may have. Here is mine:

When I was a kid playing baseball there was this goofy mexican kid. We let him play with us but none of knew his name so we called him Taco. Well, Taco was crazy fast but he was goofy. I'm catching and Taco is the runner at second. Batter hits a single and taco charges to home plate. Taco starts his slide just as I get the ball. Unfortunately for Taco his slide ends and he is still 7 feet from home plate. We everyone laughed and laughed and then we stopped and then laughed some more

Pretty good story for my 4500 post?

So you and friends thought it was cool to call a Mexican dude Taco? Given your age I am assuming this was back in the 1930s so did you guys also think it was cool to dress up in white hoods and robes and burn crosses on black folks' lawns as well? SMMFH!!!!!!!!!

Let me guess you called the black kids Watermelon or Fried Chicken and the Japanese kid down the street Sushi?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I call white girls "starbucks"

 

[WCL]

I call white girls "starbucks"

 

[Omeletpants]

So you and friends thought it was cool to call a Mexican dude Taco? Given your age I am assuming this was back in the 1930s so did you guys also think it was cool to dress up in white hoods and robes and burn crosses on black folks' lawns as well? SMMFH!!!!!!!!!

Let me guess you called the black kids Watermelon or Fried Chicken and the Japanese kid down the street Sushi?

Maybe it was because he liked tacos? I dont remember