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Naked man crashes truck through Dallas mall, proceeds to try on clothes



Police say a naked man crashed a pickup truck into a Dallas mall, then drove over a few kiosks before stopping to try on clothes.

Dallas police were called to the Southwest Center Mall around 7:30 a.m. Friday. Officers say the man was apparently covered only in a blanket when he drove his truck through the glass entrance doors, then crashed through several kiosks before driving into a Champs Sporting Goods store.

Once inside the store, police say he left his blanket in the truck and started putting on clothes and a pair of Air Jordan shoes.

No one was injured.

A police statement identifies the man as 35-year-old Arthur Walker of Dallas. He's jailed without bond on a burglary charge. Dallas County Jail records list no attorney for him.


Guy just doesn't give a ****.


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