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I knew a guy who was cleaning out an old house for his boss. He came across a beautiful lamp. He started rubbing the dust off it and to his amazement, POOF a genie appeared.
“Thank you for releasing me from the confines of that lamp. As your reward, I will grant you one wish.” the genie said.
The guy thinks long and hard and says, “I wish to live forever!” The genie said, “Sorry, I can not grant something that goes forever. It must be limited.”
The guy thinks again and says, “Okay, I wish to live until the Lions win the Superbowl.” The genie looks at him and says, “You crafty bastard.”
“Thank you for releasing me from the confines of that lamp. As your reward, I will grant you one wish.” the genie said.
The guy thinks long and hard and says, “I wish to live forever!” The genie said, “Sorry, I can not grant something that goes forever. It must be limited.”
The guy thinks again and says, “Okay, I wish to live until the Lions win the Superbowl.” The genie looks at him and says, “You crafty bastard.”
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I don’t know if they give a trophy out for winning the NFC North, but Lions don’t have that either.
The last time the Lions won the division it was called the NFC Central.
True story, look in up!
The last time the Lions won the division it was called the NFC Central.
True story, look in up!
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