Looking for a boat? I got you cover!

[SERE Bear]

Looking for a boat? I got you covered!

https://porthuron.craigslist.org/boa/d/catalina-27/6488015713.html

Is it fast? Ever heard of old school autos with 3-on-the-tree? Well, this shearwater screamers got 2-on-the-timber. That's right, sloop rigged and ready to rock, and not just a plain jane sloop, this water rocket is masthead rigged mean'n the Genny goes all the way to the tippy-top of the skyscraper style mast. Hanging all that extra sail makes her part the waves as if Moses himself was at the helm.

Does it run, you ask? HELL YEAH! Like a pack of Kenyans on crystal meth! This bad boy got a rock solid Universal diesel so you can go even when the wind don't blow. Two brand new batteries installed. Turns over quicker than a prom date. And you don't even need to buy it wine coolers

Don't get me started on how she sails. 27 feet precision slicin' and dicin'. Cuts through the wind and water better than Edward Scissor Hands and Lorena Bobbit in a knife fight.

:bowrofl:

 

[Ares]

I lol'd

But dial it down.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Classic stuff, seller should be a car salesman...or maybe he is.

 

[modo]

Best day in a man's life is when he buys a boat.......



second best day is when he sells it