Men: Ever had sex with another male?

[Slim Cognito]

I'm not ***, but I have experimented more than a few times. One time in college, my roommate and I were pretty drunk and started making out a little. May have gone further than that but I can't remember. There was another time at a bar where I let this dude blow me in the bathroom and didn't even care because I was so horny.

I have an old friend inviting me over for drinks later tonight. I may sleep with him just to confirm my heterosexuality!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I'm not ***, but I have experimented more than a few times. One time in college, my roommate and I were pretty drunk and started making out a little. May have gone further than that but I can't remember. There was another time at a bar where I let this dude blow me in the bathroom and didn't even care because I was so horny.

I have an old friend inviting me over for drinks later tonight. I may sleep with him just to confirm my heterosexuality!

Confirmed BearPride alt.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Dez new account?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I've often made love with multiple people. It's possible that a man has slipped in once or twice.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Dez new account?

Warden of the Northeast

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

:cringe:

 

[HeHateMe]

A *** guy in my fraternitt climbed in2 my bed in college but we just cuddled.

 

[Tater]

A *** guy in my fraternitt climbed in2 my bed in college but we just cuddled.

Was there petting involved?

 

[HeHateMe]

Was there petting involved?

Not that I'm aware. He tried to suck a doods dink tho later on in his hat career when he came out! Those gays!

 

[ruprecht]

Living? @OP

 

[BearDen]

Living? @OP

It's not *** if they're dead

 

[ruprecht]

It's not *** if they're dead

Thats what I was thinking

 

[Slim Cognito]

Living? @OP

I'm not a rapist, but I have had sex with a few people while they were passed out. I don't think they ever found out about it. I wouldn't have sex with a dead person though.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

It's not *** if they're dead

Thats what I was thinking

:thinking:



:nope:

 

[DC]

Man. My son is six. I can't believe he will one day have his brain raped by a thread like this when he's just "on da internet." Plz ban this loser.

 

[Slim Cognito]

Man. My son is six. I can't believe he will one day have his brain raped by a thread like this when he's just "on da internet." Plz ban this loser.

Shouldn't have had him then, dumb ****.

 

[DC]

Shouldn't have had him then, dumb ****.

Idiot.

 

[The Apostate]

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-****-1819583529

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My ****?

"Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ****.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit ***. At least not until he started sucking my ****, that is.

Where does this ***** get the nerve to suck my ****? Did I look *** to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ****" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ****." ...

 

[number51]

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-****-1819583529

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My ****?

"Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ****.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit ***. At least not until he started sucking my ****, that is.

Where does this ***** get the nerve to suck my ****? Did I look *** to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ****" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ****." ...

"I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ****, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was ***? And where did he get those fantastic boots?"

 

[Slim Cognito]

Idiot.

Lmao, salty as hell. Don't blame me for your mistake, pal.