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Inb4 people offended at thread title.

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Well I think everyone should focus on the real meaning of Christmas and celebrate the birth of our Lord and a savior, Jesus Christ.
 

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Well I think everyone should focus on the real meaning of Christmas and celebrate the birth of our Lord and a savior, Jesus Christ.

No.... in Murica the real meaning of Christmas is buying a present for 50 relatives/friends/acquaintances/mailmen and digging yourself a nice credit card debt hole you spend the next 6 months trying to climb out of whether you are even really a Christian or not.

Now that you say it.... I like the Jesus idea better lol
 

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I celebrate Festivus(tomorrow). But I have no issue wishing you a Merry Christmas back, brett.


Merry Xmas everyone. Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays. Whatever floats your boat.
 

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I celebrate Sasha Grey. I have a special holiday sock for her.
 

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I celebrate Festivus(tomorrow). But I have no issue wishing you a Merry Christmas back, brett.


Merry Xmas everyone. Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays. Whatever floats your boat.

You don't recognize my holiday? Pigeonmas..... the day of death for Pigeons? Y U NO RECOGNIZE MY FAITH?!?!? :mad:
 

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You don't recognize my holiday? Pigeonmas..... the day of death for Pigeons? Y U NO RECOGNIZE MY FAITH?!?!? :mad:

I thought you were a humble people, and it was considered a major no-no to disclose Pigeonmas to non-streetrationians.
 

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Merry Christmas


Its Christmas Eve and Santa is busy in the workshop
He notices several things amiss

He asks one of the Elves why the runner on the sleigh hasnt been fixed yet
The Elf replies that its on back order, and he will duct tape the broken one

Then he goes and notices that toys are running behind
He tells the elf foreman to call in extra help to fill the orders

Then he goes in the house to eat
Mrs Santa informs him that she burnt his annual roast beef dinner he has before take off

Santa tells her to make some sammiches while he gets his suit on

Mrs Santa sighs and admits she forgot to take it to the cleaners after last year

As Santa is putting his dirty suit, the door opens

A little angel with a Christmas tree in her hand says

"oooh Santa, where should I put this tree?"


And that is how we got the tradition of putting the angel on top of a Christmas Tree
 

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And **** the annoying new guy for derailing what could have been a nice thread.
 

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I hate Christmas, mainly because of the annoying Christmas music. That, and the obligatory time spent with the extended family.

But happy holidays to all that enjoy it. Hope you bros and chickbros have a blast :)
 

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