Michael Jordan's Hitler Moustache

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I was horrified to notice Michael Jordan sporting a Hitler stache when one of his Hanes commercials came on the other day. Has anyone noticed this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDxSxvqOis&feature=related

1. If you own Hanes and you're doing a million dollar advertising campaign and your star advertiser shows up with a moustache resembling one of the most notoriously evil people in the worlds history you have to say something, don't you? Don't you think someone took him aside before the commercial was shot and said "Michael, what's going on with this moustache?"

2. Did he lose a bet with Charles Oakley?

What is the deal with Mike?
 

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i like consistency. i'm glad to see you haven't let living on a boat change you.
 

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks MJ has a Hitler Mo.
 

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Guys...it's called a toothbrush. And I think MJ looks fine with it.

It's unfortunate that the biggest evil ****** in the history of the universe also sported one but I'm not horrified cuz MJ has one now. I doubt MJ is showing his Third Reich support with it. You know Charlie Chaplin & Oliver Hardy each had one back in the day too. DAMN YOU HITLER!!!
 
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If Charlie Sheen came in for a commercial shoot with a red-green mohawk it still wouldn't be as bad as Jordan showing up with a Hitler stash.

Charles Barkley called Jordan cutting his moustache that way and Hanes decision to air him with it "stupid" and marveled that they allowed him to go on like that. He said how on the Taco Bell ad there were people making sure the cheese on the tacos was in the right place so they had to have brought it up to Jordan before it started.

I am assuming he lost a bet and lost it to Charles Oakley.
 

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If MJ is Hitler, would that make the Knicks the Jews then?
 

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