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Good idea to live with bats. https://www.foxnews.com/health/fami...ives-hefty-bill-for-relatives-vaccines-report
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I hear if u get struck by lightning while being bit by a bat you turn into a vampire.
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doing that all while petting your wife, she turns into a vampire as well.
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duh, everyone knows that!
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If that happens I will bite every pigeon in Chicago and you're fucked
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That would literally take hundreds of years
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I'll bring my rabid bats with me to help after I bite them. So a vampire army that is also rabid.
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But if you get struck by lightning while getting bitten by a cobra, you will become the greatest Kung Fu genius in the universe...
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