Most idiotic Holidays

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So in honor of St. Valentines Day what do you all think are the dumbest holidays on the calendar?

In no particular order:

Groundhog Day
St. Valentines Day
Presidents Day
Casmir Pulaski Day
Earth Day
Arbor Day
Halloween
April fools day
Flag Day
Columbus Day
 

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tribar Day is the GOATest of all time GOAT holiday
 

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So in honor of St. Valentines Day what do you all think are the dumbest holidays on the calendar?

In no particular order:

Groundhog Day
St. Valentines Day
Presidents Day
Casmir Pulaski Day
Earth Day
Arbor Day
Halloween WRONG
April fools day WRONG
Flag Day
Columbus Day


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Again let's try and stick with holidays that actually exist.

Thanks in advance

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tribar Day does exist.....

Try pushing a wheelchair bound fucktard into a pond once a year, it is wonderful.

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Terrible list OP. Those are all wonderful holidays I look forward to every year.

Groundhog Day - The day I can easily see one of Bill Murray's best films.

St. Valentines Day - A day of remembrance for an early pioneer of bringing Christianity to Europe. Also the one night your significant other is bound by law to be unable to say "Not tonight".

Presidents Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported out of the country.

Casmir Pulaski Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported out of the Chicagoland Area.

Earth Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported off the planet.

Arbor Day - Trees are more important than humans. Show some respect, meat bag.

Halloween - I am appalled this made the list. Candy, horror movies and slutty costumes. Can you really name a better holiday?

April fools day - This being on the list is just probably the OP's early AFD prank.

Flag Day - See Also: Presidents Day

Columbus Day - Yeah...okay. **** Columbus.

If I had to choose, I will go with Sweetest Day. I don't need a sequel to Valentine's Day when I am busy spending money on Halloween candy and fishnet stockings.
 

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Terrible list OP. Those are all wonderful holidays I look forward to every year.

Groundhog Day - The day I can easily see one of Bill Murray's best films.

St. Valentines Day - A day of remembrance for an early pioneer of bringing Christianity to Europe. Also the one night your significant other is bound by law to be unable to say "Not tonight".

Presidents Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported out of the country.

Casmir Pulaski Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported out of the Chicagoland Area.

Earth Day - If you think this holiday is dumb...you should be deported off the planet.

Arbor Day - Trees are more important than humans. Show some respect, meat bag.

Halloween - I am appalled this made the list. Candy, horror movies and slutty costumes. Can you really name a better holiday?

April fools day - This being on the list is just probably the OP's early AFD prank.

Flag Day - See Also: Presidents Day

Columbus Day - Yeah...okay. **** Columbus.

If I had to choose, I will go with Sweetest Day. I don't need a sequel to Valentine's Day when I am busy spending money on Halloween candy and fishnet stockings.

You can watch Groundhog Day and scary movies any time of the year though. Why do you need to wait for a dweeby holiday to do so?
 

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You can watch Groundhog Day and scary movies any time of the year though. Why do you need to wait for a dweeby holiday to do so?
Who said I wait?

Those are just days we all can unite in the greatness that is Bill Murray and Freddy Krueger.
 

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If you have a wife that celebrates March 14th, you have no problem with VD day.

Honestly the only federal holiday that has to go is Columbus day; the Vikings beat him by a few centuries. No reason to celebrate 2nd place.
 

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